David Thorne: World's Greatest Troll

Not sure how many of you monkeys have been to this site or heard of him before, but David Thorne is hilarious. He trolls on anybody and everybody he can and published his shenanigans for our enjoyment. If you have a few minutes, I recommend reading these. A few of WSO's own trolls should especially appreciate this.

http://www.27bslash6.com/index.html

 

http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html

trolling on a lamp that was too powerful...

Thank you for your email. While I accept that curtains are usually the key to community accord, in this instance they would need to be constructed of eight-inch-thick lead sheeting. Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book. Wearing sunglasses. Under a blanket.

this is at the beginning and it gets much better. good laugh.

 

see ya productivity

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 

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Cheers, CC

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