:DDDD

Ya know, life has an amazing way of working out sometimes. I remember lurking on around here listening to trust-fund kids telling me my SAT & GPA would lead me to a terrible life, and that I could accomplish nothing. I've found my calling, it's crazy, I made a couple of clicks on a screen and made your yearly bonus check in 3-4 months.

People ask me, "how did you do it?" I always send them the video of Gordan Gekko explaining capitalism & the stock-market to Bud Fox. Truly an amazing scene, and to be quite honest only those who have traded know what he's talking about.

The fact of the matter is that a fool, and his money where lucky enough to get together in the first place. I've found out how easy wealth creation is in the markets, why do I even need to go to college or work 100 hours a week to get this kind of money when I just did it with a broker, pc, and internet? I think I've found my niche.

Anyways, got to get some sleep. I can't wait to read what you Ivy-Leaguers have to say about this tomorrow morning. Bye!

Oh, and here you go. https://gyazo.c0m/ced5a4187d765a49342869bc4f6fd378
(replace "0" with "o").

 

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