Death Quickly Approaches

So as it seems, I'm quickly approaching my third all-nighter. I literally think I'm about to die. Have exhausted my ipod's music selection 3x over, smell like shit, moving at a fucking snails pace, feels like I have ticks crawling inside my skin, am averaging about 2.5 cans of Skol a day (don't even care anymore, you hired dumb fuck red-neck deal with it if you want your fucking book), have two 1st years that have a magical ability to fuck up everything they touch and get to pick up the slack (and I'm really not even that good at this job, WTF?).

This has got to be a joke right? I'd quit if I wasn't such a pussy, am open to some creative ways to off myself that could lead to my VP getting axed (joking, again to big of a pussy). The other white dudes are in the same boat, but all my Indian and Asian fuck tard coworkers are just like "you just gotta crush it man," and keep grinding. How can I crush anything when my soul is gone, thinking cannon foder for the North Korean Army would be a nice break at this point. FML. #complaining #completelyoutofmotivation

 

One task, one line, one comma at a time. There's no way to do it but to do it. I know all those faggoty platitudes don't mean much but it's true. One foot in front of the other.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.

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