I'll crossapply my response from the other topic. the modern type-a competitive atmosphere has resulted in us becoming too competitive in our dick-sucking. the fact that I can't suck my homies off without them telling me they could do it better, and in a way that is not logically sound, no less.

The scoratic method, sucking dick in a way that makes it a shared experience instead of a gold medal and a resume line is the superior way.

10/10 post.

 

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Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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