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Jan 20, 2014

Until the money runs out?

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Jan 20, 2014
bps:

Until the money runs out?

+1.

Jan 20, 2014

Until death do they part.

One small caveat is "death" may be replaced by:
-boredom
-a hotter 18-25 year old female model comes along
-a woman in her mid-30s with more to offer intellectually comes along
-she makes his eggs with 2 eggs and 1 egg white instead of 1 egg and 2 egg whites (bitch)
-[insert any one of a million other reasons here]

Jan 20, 2014

Mode = When the man dies

This happens way less than you think. Not one of my friends is married to someone under 30 and my friends are all rich.

Jan 20, 2014
DickFuld:

Mode = When the man dies

I don't follow you @"DickFuld". What does that mean?

Jan 20, 2014
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