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Nov 28, 2010

Man 1 double bags it. Man 2 extricates the one that had contact with Man 1 and flips it inside out, double bags it. Man 3 removes the one that now has had contact with Man 1 and Man 2 and just uses the remaining one. The Woman has been in contact with the same side the whole time.

I don't even know why I bothered...

Dec 4, 2010
chewingum:

Man 1 double bags it. Man 2 extricates the one that had contact with Man 1 and flips it inside out, double bags it. Man 3 removes the one that now has had contact with Man 1 and Man 2 and just uses the remaining one. The Woman has been in contact with the same side the whole time.

I don't even know why I bothered...

Nope. In your scenario, when Man 2 flips Condom 1, the side that Man 1 jizzed in would touch the side of the Condom 2 which the woman isn't touching. So that Man 3 would end up rubbing his wang in Man 1's gunk.

The answer would be for Man 1 to double bag. Man 2 to simply remove the first condom and use the condom that is already touching the woman. Then Man 3 to flip the first condom inside out, and then double bag with the condom still touching the woman.

I just wasted 2 minutes typing this out. Oh dear..

Nov 28, 2010

That's just gross man...

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

Nov 28, 2010

Awww.....I thought it was funny.

Nov 28, 2010
monkeysama:

Awww.....I thought it was funny.

Haha. I meant the whole condom swapping thing, that's not funny at all man.

People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

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Nov 28, 2010

Wearing two condoms causes a great deal of friction that will result in a condom breaking.

Nov 28, 2010
Ske7ch:

Wearing two condoms causes a great deal of friction that will result in a condom breaking.

yeah, also the spermicide can sometimes only be on one side of the condom (the inside of the 'rolldown') so that threw me when I originally encountered the question.

Nov 28, 2010

female condoms?

Nov 28, 2010

use it inside out ?

Nov 28, 2010

Don't try this at home...

Nov 28, 2010

one guy gets bj and chick does DP?

Nov 28, 2010
jim_beam:

one guy gets bj and chick does DP?

bj gets herpes, not fun.

Nov 28, 2010

one word:
castration
but then i guess its debatable whether they are "satisfied"

Nov 28, 2010

two guys bone with the dome and the third guy gets blown. getting head is considered a safe heterosexual encounter

Nov 28, 2010

You're in a foursome with two other guys...

There is no such thing as a heterosexual encounter in this situation.

Nov 28, 2010
Ske7ch:

You're in a foursome with two other guys...

There is no such thing as a heterosexual encounter in this situation.

Its only gay if you make eye contact dude...

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Nov 28, 2010

It's not gay if balls aren't touching. Those were the rules I was raised under - if they're good enough for grandpappy Monkeysama, well then by god, they're good enough for me.

Nov 28, 2010

And if Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years older then twelve year old Tori

For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?

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Nov 28, 2010
happypantsmcgee:

And if Kim is half as old as Bobby who is two years older then twelve year old Tori

For how many more 30 day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?

T=12, B=12+2 =14, K=.5*14=7.

Hence, we have a vector
v(j) = [12+j, 14+j, 7+j] representing the ages after j years have passed from the initial value. If at least on row has value > 18, and one <18, the act is illegal.

The act is first illegal at [16,18,11]. The act is last illegal at [23,25,18].

Hence, this is 8*12 = 96 months. This assumes exact ages (exactly 12,14,7). If you break this assumption, then describe each age fractionally (16.123 ect).

Now, t_1 = 18-14-i=4-i, t2= 18-(7+j+4-i)=7+i-j describes t1 (times until illegal), t2 (time until legal, once illegal), such that

(7+i-j)*12 is the number of months, where i is the fractional years of B, j is the fractional years of K.

Nov 28, 2010
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