Do jews wear undershirts??

A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.

Any decent data points on this?

Thanks

Comments (49)

Nov 21, 2011

Their chest hair is an undershirt..,..why wear two?

I eat success for breakfast...with skim milk

Nov 21, 2011

star of david necklaces count as undershirts, right?

Nov 21, 2011
adapt or die:

A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.

if you open your shirt collar and i see an undershirt, then you're the one looking like a clown. in fact, i distinctly remember that in 7th grade everyone wore the classic hanes-crewneck-under-polo shirt, but people stopped doing it in college because it looks poor.

welcome to the big city, kiddo

Nov 21, 2011
bortz911:
adapt or die:

A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.

if you open your shirt collar and i see an undershirt, then you're the one looking like a clown. in fact, i distinctly remember that in 7th grade everyone wore the classic hanes-crewneck-under-polo shirt, but people stopped doing it in college because it looks poor.

welcome to the big city, kiddo

V-Necks all the way

Nov 21, 2011
Nefarious-:
bortz911:

people stopped doing it in college because it looks poor.

V-Necks all the way

this is completely acceptable

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Nov 21, 2011
bortz911:
adapt or die:

A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.

if you open your shirt collar and i see an undershirt, then you're the one looking like a clown. in fact, i distinctly remember that in 7th grade everyone wore the classic hanes-crewneck-under-polo shirt, but people stopped doing it in college because it looks poor.

welcome to the big city, kiddo

+1

Nov 21, 2011

What about sewing dollar bills together into a shirt?

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Nov 21, 2011

A V-neck is perfect because you experience the benefits of a comfortable cotton undershirt but don't look like a tool because it is hidden even with one or two buttons undone, unlike a crew neck.

Nov 21, 2011

obviously v-necks... and only to work

bortz stop getting all mad

Nov 21, 2011

Yes the merits of wearing a v-neck undershirt are very obvious... Can someone answer the original question, I'm being told it's not popular with jews.

Btw I'm not trying to upset the jews on this board, just wanting to know if this is true.

Nov 21, 2011

adapt...like ive stated, yes they do...except the undershirt is made of chest hair

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Nov 21, 2011

I know man tribesmen, none wear undershirts, never noticed this before.

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Nov 21, 2011

Ok, so the bottom line is to get rid of the standard undershirts and get v-neck. Wow. Seriously, is there a list of little details like this anywhere?

I'd hate to think I've been getting dinged for something like not wearing a vneck shirt.

Nov 21, 2011
UFOinsider:

Ok, so the bottom line is to get rid of the standard undershirts and get v-neck. Wow. Seriously, is there a list of little details like this anywhere?

I'd hate to think I've been getting dinged for something like not wearing a vneck shirt.

Honestly, no one really cares

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Nov 21, 2011

To answer the OP, yes. Jews wear undershirts

To follow on everyone else's comments, v-necks are definitely the way to go

Actually, I can't really speak for all Jews, but I do and my friends do, so from that sample size the answer would be yes

Oh the important questions on Wall Street...

Nov 21, 2011
coolrunnings:

To answer the OP, yes. Jews wear undershirts

To follow on everyone else's comments, v-necks are definitely the way to go

Actually, I can't really speak for all Jews, but I do and my friends do, so from that sample size the answer would be yes

Oh the important questions on Wall Street...

A jew banker? That's a rare find :P

Nov 21, 2011

how would you get dinged for not wearing an undershirt, if they wouldn't be able to see the v-neck anyway? the fuck?

listen man, I don't wear undershirts because I throw my shirts in the wash anyway - yeah, the inside might be fresh, but the outside is not.

seriously, if you're in banking, you can afford the wash and new shirts for when the wash kills them.

If I disagree with you, it's because you're wrong.

Nov 21, 2011

I just wasted 2min of my life

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Nov 21, 2011

So, are all Jews bankers or are all bankers Jews? I'm confused.

Nov 21, 2011

i want to see chest hair!

Nov 21, 2011
adapt or die:

A fellow monkey here is telling me they do not and I'm a bit skeptical. To me, if you don't wear an undershirt to work you're basically dressing like a 7th grade clown.

Any decent data points on this?

Thanks

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Nov 21, 2011

Wear a v-neck when not wearing a tie.

Wear wearing a tie wear a crewneck or else you will look like a retard (especially with a white shirt)

Nov 24, 2011

what brand v-necks you guys buy?

Nov 21, 2011
kmzz:

what brand v-necks you guys buy?

I like the under armour ones now, very comfortable and they do not get the yellow pits from sweating

Nov 26, 2011
kmzz:

what brand v-necks you guys buy?

Only on a site for bankers will you find a question like this.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Nov 27, 2011
tlynch5:
kmzz:

what brand v-necks you guys buy?

Only on a site for bankers will you find a question like this.

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Not only bankers are here...

Nov 24, 2011
tlynch5:
kmzz:

what brand v-necks you guys buy?

Only on a site for bankers will you find a question like this.

you must not read fashion forums - hypebeast, styleforum superfuture, etc

Nov 21, 2011

^
LOL

Gold.

If I disagree with you, it's because you're wrong.

Nov 25, 2011

no undie, gold chain

Nov 25, 2011

This is an interesting, yet hilarious topic... I don't mean to be rude but does wearing an undershirt or not wearing one really matter?

Nov 21, 2011
lonerpete:

This is an interesting, yet hilarious topic... I don't mean to be rude but does wearing an undershirt or not wearing one really matter?

It just looks very odd to me when someone at work is wearing no undershirt and you basically can tell because you can see their skin tone through their shirt (usually with white shirts but sometimes others also). To me it's similar to not putting stiffeners in and having a ridiculous looking collar, you're just not doing things the right way.

Just to clarify this undershirt mandate is only for work. I wanted to clarify that before someone flies off the handle saying it makes you look like a tool at the club.

Nov 25, 2011

I mean the whole point of wearing an undershirt is to provide a barrier between your body and your dress shirt. I used to work with a guy who wore cheap white shirts and you could see his tits through the damn thing.

As far as I am concerned an undershirt is akin to underwear. Just to provide a barrier.

Nov 25, 2011
ANT:

I mean the whole point of wearing an undershirt is to provide a barrier between your body and your dress shirt. I used to work with a guy who wore cheap white shirts and you could see his tits through the damn thing.

As far as I am concerned an undershirt is akin to underwear. Just to provide a barrier.

I don't wear underwear either.

I say fuck change, I don't chase dimes

Nov 25, 2011

Due to my hairy chest and tendency to sweat during the summer, If I'm not wearing a tee shirt during July, I look like a sweaty disco lothario. Not a good look.

No tee in the cool months.

Nov 25, 2011

I wear jockey wic wear type undershirts. They don't hold sweat like a cotton undershirt and are much thinner. They also don't shrink so you can keep them tucked into your pants without them pulling up. The best under barrier I can find. I walk like 10 blocks to work so even in cold months I still will sweat a little.

Nov 25, 2011

No racist jokes yet? Since I don't like being the first one, I won't say they wear DRIFIRE flame resistant T-shirts...
Does anyone wear sleeveless(wife-beater) tees?

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Nov 26, 2011

no one here wears beaters? they are the pinnacle of comfort.

Nov 27, 2011

Undershirts are only for guys with excessive armpit sweating.

Nov 26, 2011

this was going to be one of the most epic threads that i looked forward to sending to all my israelite associates.

you have disappointed me, WSO trolls. you have disappointed me.

Nov 21, 2011

Do Jews wear underwear? cause i have heard many do not

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Nov 24, 2011

:(

Dec 4, 2011

So wait, you wear a shirt as well as a vest(undershirt as you call it)? Wouldn't you be exrtemely hot in that?