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like, body hair? I'm hairy as a beast but you're in luck - the cool thing these days is to be a boyish, smooth-chested faggot with perfect skin. This isn't the 70s.

I mean head hair.

Oh, oops. Shave it all! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2211097/Want-look-manly-Shave-head-study-reveals-bald-men-seen-dominant.html

Would a toupee be better?

 

This should be front-paged asap.

OP, if you are folically challenged it's better to be completely bald to go for that virile look than to be partially bald and attempting to compensate. Though I will say that the very fact you're asking this question is concerning because women will be more influenced by what you think of the physical attribute than the physical attribute itself...if you are insecure because of it, then of course it's going to hurt you.

 
Going Concern:

This should be front-paged asap.

OP, if you are folically challenged it's better to be completely bald to go for that virile look than to be partially bald and attempting to compensate. Though I will say that the very fact you're asking this question is concerning because women will be more influenced by what you think of the physical attribute than the physical attribute itself...if you are insecure because of it, then of course it's going to hurt you.

Thanks, @"Going Concern". I have to agree that comb overs look silly. However, I was wondering if a good toupee is ok.

 

If you shave your head too late everyone will know why you did it. You have to see the signs early and shave your head. You will look like you don't take shit from anyone or anything, not even a razor.

Unless of course you are fat, the you will just look ridiculous.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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