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I have **never ** separated whites from colors in the washer and you better fucking believe everything is washed on cold.

Yeah but I feel like hot washes have their place - like stinky workout gear and white stuff like shower curtains...

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

everything in my life is meticulously organized. but i also kick ice cubes under the fridge. i've ascertained that it dries out before any water damage can be done to the flooring; so it's not a vice. speaking of which, the movie vice (2018) is fantastic and garnered an 8.65 on the GoldieScale (trademark pending). like i said... organized

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

I have a really serious question here: Do you guys like the fancy coated paper plates, (and if so, how fancy? Full on dixie picnic plates or just basic coated) or the cheap uncoated white ones? I'll admit, I prefer the uncoated ones, because I feel less bad throwing 1/10 of a cent away with each use than 5 cents.

The only difference between Asset Management and Investment Research is assets. I generally see somebody I know on TV on Bloomberg/CNBC etc. once or twice a week. This sounds cool, until I remind myself that I see somebody I know on ESPN five days a week.
 

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