From 14 to a billion real quick. 

Yeah, starting at 14 mil is a good start. Elon was there at one point. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I’m already at 15 billion, if you consider the power plant part of my net worth. However, it’s fairly illiquid; turns out not many investors want to own a factory with double digit lawsuits in the past year that runs on pre-WW2 technology. Their loss, looking for it to appreciate a reasonable 800% in the next few years so I can hit that 100 billion mark!

 

Impressive, but are you going to include Smithers in your will?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

You should diversify by purchasing Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
 

Yo bro I admitted I went too far and deleted it instantly - but thanks for throwing more shit my way to make yourself feel better.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Just waiting for that squeeze baby.

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

What gave me away?

"The obedient always think of themselves as virtuous rather than cowardly" - Robert A. Wilson | "If you don't have any enemies in life you have never stood up for anything" - Winston Churchill | "It's a testament to the sheer belligerence of the profession that people would rather argue about the 'risk-adjusted returns' of using inferior tooth cleaning methods." - kellycriterion
 

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