Does anyone else ever feel... mildly gay?

I'd say I am a moderately straight person, but now and then I do feel mildly gay. Am I the only one?

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Mar 25, 2021 - 4:16pm

In this world, we have thoughts and we have actions. If you're about to give your buddy a BJ, just say 'no homo' before and its ok.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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  • Intern in RE - Comm
Mar 25, 2021 - 4:20pm

right, this is the mindset I have. We either wear socks and only do it on Sundays. Or we just say "no homo"

  • Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
Mar 26, 2021 - 9:13pm

I do the same thing before posting shirtless pictures of myself on forums filled with young men, most of whom are likely single

Mar 26, 2021 - 9:15pm

I've hooked up with a chick from aΒ finance forum. Also another chick from CFA class. Don't think that my contributions haven't produced dividends.Β 

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  • Intern in IB-M&A
Mar 25, 2021 - 4:22pm

Porn addiction...

Same reason incest porn, blacked porn,Β tranny porn etc. are popular. Watch so much porn you can't get off on normal shit

  • Analyst 2 in IB-M&A
Mar 26, 2021 - 1:18pm

This. Pornography is poisonous and encourages destructive, anti-social sexual behavior. None of the types of acts you described are natural and are frankly quite disturbing when you think about them in the real world. But porn makes them seem like they're these wonderful fantasies.Β 

Not to mention that the pornography industry is a major driver of human trafficking.

Mar 27, 2021 - 5:07am

Dude that last bit is quite shocking. I listed to this Andy Stumpf podcast about human trafficking and it's so sad and horrible to just know the statistics. I had no idea how big and terrible of a problem it was, my own ignorance I suppose. I live in my bubble that was never affected by it. I'm considering reaching out to Deliver Fund and see if they need a part time volunteer software engineer. Idk shit about tracking people or how to hack beyond the most basic stuff, so I'm not sure if my skill sets are useful or if I should just donate money.Β 

β€œThe three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
  • Analyst 1 in IB - Ind
Mar 27, 2021 - 3:56pm

second this. i've quit porn for almost 2 months now (and masturbation) and my sex life is literally so much better. i actually once had trouble getting it up with my gf and that was the catalyst. after 2 weeks was getting a boner at just about everything and also somehow am lasting longer in bed? nothing but benefits fam

Mar 25, 2021 - 4:43pm

You forgot to cc: CRE, Ozymandias, Alt-Ctrl-Left, financeabc and the others.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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  • Intern in RE - Comm
Mar 25, 2021 - 5:09pm

You can @ them if you want. Didn't make this to be political, just wondering if anyone here gets down with the boys

Mar 25, 2021 - 5:12pm

You can @ them if you want. Didn't make this to be political,

That is the only language he knows

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Mar 25, 2021 - 5:18pm

You can @ them if you want. Didn't make this to be political, just wondering if anyone here gets down with the boys

No need to. Know your clients. They will come.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

Mar 25, 2021 - 5:10pm

neink

You forgot to cc: CRE, Ozymandias, Alt-Ctrl-Left, financeabc and the others.

I guess there is a joke in there somewhere.Β  It is time to go back to your cave in Alabama.

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Mar 25, 2021 - 5:15pm

financeabc

neink

You forgot to cc: CRE, Ozymandias, Alt-Ctrl-Left, financeabc and the others.

I guess there is a joke in there somewhere.Β  It is time to go back to your cave in Alabama.

The joke here is that the cave in Alabama will look warm and safe compared to the ruins left by your leadership of eunuchs.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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Mar 26, 2021 - 11:48am

He lives somewhere in Europe, which makes his foaming-at-the-mouth obsession with US politics much funnier/sadder, depending on how you look at it.

I’m a fun guy. Obviously I love the game of basketball. I mean there’s more questions you have to ask me in order for me to tell you about myself. I'm not just gonna give you a whole spill... I mean, I don't even know where you're sitting at
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Mar 25, 2021 - 5:32pm

In a way, WSO is a great place for a gay guy to meet someone.Β  This place has to be 99% guys. What normal female would ever want to comment here?

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Mar 25, 2021 - 5:33pm

financeabc

In a way, WSO is a great place for a gay guy to meet someone.Β  This place has to be 99% guys. What normal female would ever want to comment here?

What are you talking about? Female posters, the legit ones, are some of the best on this board.

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.

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Mar 25, 2021 - 5:37pm

neink

financeabc

In a way, WSO is a great place for a gay guy to meet someone.Β  This place has to be 99% guys. What normal female would ever want to comment here?

What are you talking about? Female posters, the legit ones, are some of the best on this board.

I can only name two females here:Β Dominatrix and Shanepunim.Β  There must be others.Β  Β Who are they?

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  • Intern in RE - Comm
Mar 25, 2021 - 5:36pm

Nah there are moreΒ girls on here than we think, a lot just don't post very often. Remember that "Ask a Girl" thread, that was a fun thread, but also why girls maybe don't post as often. Besides I'm not gay, just deeply closeted.

Mar 25, 2021 - 5:39pm

Nah there are moreΒ girls on here than we think, a lot just don't post very often. Remember that "Ask a Girl" thread, that was a fun thread, but also why girls maybe don't post as often. Besides I'm not gay, just deeply closeted.

Most of female topics here get trashed because most people think the person is a troll

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Mar 25, 2021 - 5:39pm

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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  • Associate 1 in PE - LBOs
Mar 25, 2021 - 6:45pm

I'd say that guy asking in the other thread whether or not it's ok to use a straw in IB is pretty gay.

Mar 26, 2021 - 9:59pm

InternΒ inΒ RE - Comm

I'd say I am a moderately straight person, but now and then I do feel mildly gay. Am I the only one?

No, you're not the only one.Β  I occasionally feel the same way.......By occasionally, I mean only when I'm applying to LGBTQ diversity hire programs.

  • Intern in RE - Comm
Mar 26, 2021 - 10:28pm

This guy fucks. No homo.

I did the same. Actually how I got my internship for this summer. My boss is gay and hits on me sometimes. You think it'd be gay if I went along with it?

Mar 26, 2021 - 11:07pm

I was once challenged by an NYC bartender if he could give me enough drinks to make me gay. I was both intrigued and curious about this notion. I wanted to know as well if I had a certain number of drinks that I would become gay. Well, it didn't work I had roughly 22 free drinks at the bar that night and still wouldn't hook up with this bartender.Β 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

  • Analyst 2 in IB - Ind
Jun 6, 2021 - 9:21pm

Posting anon but sometimes I secretly wish I was gay. I feel like women (not all but the overwhelming majority) cause more problems then they add value in majority of long term relationships. I feel like if I dated a dude there would be so much less BS & games. Your horny? So am I. You want to take time off and just play video games instead of going shopping with me? Totally understand.Β 

Unfortunately, Ive tried watching gay porn and found it gross and not arousing in the slightest. I am aware I am espousing what is probably an extremely unpopular opinion. But interested if anyone else feels feels similarly as I do.Β 

Jun 6, 2021 - 9:23pm

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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