Does anyone recognize this tool (Megan Wants a Millionaire)

I was flipping through the channels just now and found a pretty retarded show on VH1 called Megan Wants a Millionare. It's about this one beat trashy blond chick looking for "love" and the guys on the show are all millionaires..

http://www.vh1.com/shows/megan_wants_a_millionair…

 

What self respecting person would go on a trashy show like that? Isn't that chick like a pornstar and vastly younger than most of the men on there? The title screams "I'm a Whorish Gold digger"

So what do you do? -I work for an investment banking firm. Oh okay; you are like my brother, he works for Edward Jones. -No, a college degree is required in my profession

Reality hits you hard, bro...
 

i mean, nice bod, but the face lends support to the theory that dogowners look like their dogs (and not vice-versa)

random hackneyed words of wisdom

"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 
Concrete Equities offers an ideal conduit for investors to safely and confidently protect their accumulated wealth in profitable limited partnerships which prove to be one of the few investment products which I believe will whether the storms of any potential recession.

Whether the storms do what, asshole?

Yeah, he's a legit investment banker. He's got a real estate license like every other housewife in Canada.


The WSO Guide to Understanding TARP

 

Let's see here. He's claims to be an investment banker from Canada, yet he had time to take a couple months off to go to LA to be on a reality show? Either someone is lying, got laid off during the downturn, or works for a really shitty firm with no deal flow. Either way this guy sucks at life, which explains why he ended up on a VH1 reality show.

 

After failing to find love on Rock of Love 2, and then failing to win money on I Love Money, reality TV vixen Megan Hauserman is back and this time she wants it all: a man, and his money. She wants to be the ultimate trophy wife! Seventeen millionaire bachelors from around the country arrive to try and win her heart, but they are quirkier than Megan expected. After an evening of romance, intrigue, and remarkably awkward moments, Megan must say goodbye to three of the millionaires.

Sounds like a winner.

PS, OP how did you even find this?

 
adehbone:
After failing to find love on Rock of Love 2, and then failing to win money on I Love Money, reality TV vixen Megan Hauserman is back and this time she wants it all: a man, and his money. She wants to be the ultimate trophy wife! Seventeen millionaire bachelors from around the country arrive to try and win her heart, but they are quirkier than Megan expected. After an evening of romance, intrigue, and remarkably awkward moments, Megan must say goodbye to three of the millionaires.

Sounds like a winner.

PS, OP how did you even find this?

yet again due diligence seems well in order... this is classic... come to think of it, ave, did you say that on purpose??

random hackneyed words of wisdom

"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 
togetherasone:
I was flipping through the channels just now and found a pretty retarded show on VH1 called Megan Wants a Millionare. It's about this one beat trashy blond chick looking for "love" and the guys on the show are all millionaires..

you're not listening man...

random hackneyed words of wisdom

"... then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
 

I'm wondering.. how the hell is it possible that a plumber named Garth can own 12 cars and fly his girlfriend out to Paris on a private jet??

And here I am busting my balls trying to get into consulting... :S

 

Exercitationem et sit placeat ut corrupti. Sunt harum assumenda quos libero totam doloremque sit. Est aut est in eius possimus possimus ut. Omnis est dolore consequuntur adipisci cumque.

Officiis nihil temporibus rerum esse aliquam ut qui. Esse ullam inventore recusandae saepe. Maiores error aut nobis aperiam voluptatem qui voluptate itaque. Qui sit non asperiores qui impedit omnis itaque maxime.

Dolorem assumenda fuga sapiente ipsa est quidem repudiandae porro. Consequatur molestiae sit reprehenderit incidunt occaecati velit quo non. Adipisci consectetur quas dolor nihil dolore iure fugit est. Sit architecto eveniet dolor veniam sit. Quidem perferendis nulla ut accusamus.

Et sit et et consequatur eligendi. Officia enim est quia labore. Mollitia accusamus aut ad et nostrum. Voluptas quaerat voluptas iste autem officia doloremque consequatur esse. Corrupti itaque velit alias maiores commodi harum porro dolore.

 

Enim ex in et quas quae et dolorem voluptas. Perspiciatis quod rerum iusto dolores beatae in similique. Est voluptas earum dolor labore delectus eos distinctio.

Ea explicabo non aut adipisci dolorem illo. Quam quidem at eaque aut voluptatem. Eius maxime sed voluptatem suscipit vel nostrum. Impedit est corrupti occaecati et et. Deserunt voluptatum voluptatem nesciunt quo.

Molestiae est provident facilis ipsum. Ea cum occaecati vero in ea. Numquam labore sint ut quis dolore. Tenetur asperiores sequi quod culpa aspernatur. Corrupti non consequuntur veniam doloribus provident molestiae et. Natus vel ut vitae facilis consequatur perferendis deleniti.

Career Advancement Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Jefferies & Company 02 99.4%
  • Goldman Sachs 19 98.8%
  • Harris Williams & Co. New 98.3%
  • Lazard Freres 02 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 03 97.1%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Harris Williams & Co. 18 99.4%
  • JPMorgan Chase 10 98.8%
  • Lazard Freres 05 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 07 97.7%
  • William Blair 03 97.1%

Professional Growth Opportunities

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Lazard Freres 01 99.4%
  • Jefferies & Company 02 98.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 17 98.3%
  • Moelis & Company 07 97.7%
  • JPMorgan Chase 05 97.1%

Total Avg Compensation

April 2024 Investment Banking

  • Director/MD (5) $648
  • Vice President (19) $385
  • Associates (87) $260
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (14) $181
  • Intern/Summer Associate (33) $170
  • 2nd Year Analyst (66) $168
  • 1st Year Analyst (205) $159
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (146) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

1
redever's picture
redever
99.2
2
Betsy Massar's picture
Betsy Massar
99.0
3
BankonBanking's picture
BankonBanking
99.0
4
Secyh62's picture
Secyh62
99.0
5
kanon's picture
kanon
98.9
6
GameTheory's picture
GameTheory
98.9
7
CompBanker's picture
CompBanker
98.9
8
dosk17's picture
dosk17
98.9
9
numi's picture
numi
98.8
10
Kenny_Powers_CFA's picture
Kenny_Powers_CFA
98.8
success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”