Is this really what we've come to WSO? Literal dick measuring? 

But in reality, that is on the smaller side dude sorry. Pretty sure the average in the US is like 5". Get good at cunnilingus.

 

The BSD vehicle compensation chart is as follows:

Micropenis: You really should get a Bugatti

1 inch: Rolls Royce SUV

2 inches: Lamborghini 

3 inches: Porsche 911 Turbo

4 inches: Big lifted truck 

5 inches: You almost there, fam - Tesla

6 inches: You’re good fam Acura or Lexus

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8 inches: Honda Civic is great

9 inches: You’re a real BSD - subway pass or bus pass is all you need

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11 inches: You’re a porn star and wonder if people only like you because of your cock. You have a fast car and people say you’re compensating, but deep down you know you’re fully loaded packing a lot down there, but just can’t whip it out for everyone.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

aight1

if you're between two cars, should you get an older model of the rounded up car, or what?

Outstanding question. Get the turbo or S.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

Sequoia

How in the world are you a married dude in his 30s and on this site?

No offense but you seem like the real-life main character from 40 year old virgin hiding behind the internet 

Because I made a joke?

You seem like a very insecure dude who has had trouble with women.  Lashing out at me for a simple joke suggests to me that you have very low self esteem are looking for a way to boost it.   I am very proud to say that I never had any trouble meeting women.  Most of my spare time in my late teens and twenties was focused on hanging with friends and hooking up with women.  That is what you do when you are a young guy, if you have the confidence to do it.   It is almost funny how you say that I am hiding behind the internet as you are insulting me from behind the internet.  

Good luck to you bud. 

 

This is most certainly a troll but whatever. No, as long as you are good at foreplay and not with a size queen you will be okay. But for ego's sake, it does matter because women will be honest with you and not call you well-endowed. Don't be pic related - just come to terms with your situation. Pain

 

I've been buying pussies, and when we are done, sometimes I ask those girls about my size. Mine is not big and sometimes I do worry about it.

Been told by every single one of them --- they don't need to care about your feelings, unlike your girlfriend(s) --- that it doesn't matter as long as it is not pathologically small (did I use pathologically right?). As long as it's hard + you have some decent moves (hand, oral, whatever) + you care about women's feelings, you are good. 

 

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