Wall Street drink: your fav one?

Monkeys,
Just for fun, I would like to know how and what do you drink.
Personally I love Apple Martini or red/white wine during the dinner
Hennessey - Remy Martin after dinner
Night out with table Dom Perignon, Belvedere or Patron, obviously

Enjoy

 

Those are all great. I feel like I could benefit from switching up my drinks once in a while

I'd always just alternate between either a manhattan, jack and coke, or brunello di montalcino if it was for a dinner. I can't wait to see what everyone else goes with :)

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Real Marcus Halberstram:
Monkeys, Just for fun, I would like to know how and what do you drink. Personally I love Apple Martini or red/white wine during the dinner Hennessey - Remy Martin after dinner Night out with table Dom Perignon, Belvedere or Patron, obviously

Enjoy

I have no preference, I'm a social drinker.

 
NoName:

So, tell me what brands you prefer when it's all expensed... I don't see what's so difficult here?

Start expensing a bottle of Macallen a night. See how long you last as a consultant.

Here's a tip: the real world is nothing like House of Lies (great show though).

 

I like a "Who gives a shit?", shaken with a slice of orange peel.

If you like to drink cosmos, drink them and forget the haters. If you like 25 year single malt, then drink it. Don't be a YES-man.

 

The answer is really the same as the other drinking threads. Drink similar things to what the client or senior people are drinking. If the client orders a beer and you get two fingers of 21 year old single malt you're gonna look like a prick. Also, have a couple go to beers and one or two mixed drinks/cocktails you can order confidently on demand because neither the client nor the waiter/bartender wants to wait 5 minutes while you stumble through the drink menu.

 
thebrofessor:

consultants drink whatever the clients are drinking, just like analysts drink whatever the MDs drinking, just like brokers drink whatever the wholesaler's buying.

stop.

these.

threads.

Come on dude. You know consultants drink rose or drinks with umbrellas, bankers drink gasoline, PE guys drink bourbon and PWM guys just try to get their clients drunk to commit more money to them so it doesn't matter what they're drinking as long as the potential client is drinking grain alcohol.

 

What a bizarre thread.

Ditto what a lot of the sensible people here have already said --> look at the setting you're in; don't order something fancier than what your client or partner are drinking; generally always safe to go with a beer (as long as you dont ask for a natty light and as long as you're not in the middle of a wine tasting); don't order liquor you can't handle.

Most importantly, don't stress the small stuff - be confident in what you order, otherwise people will make fun of you no matter what you ordered

 

I consider myself a whiskey man bourbon to be more exact...nothing is better than coming home from a long day pouring myself two fingers of Woodford Reserve or Maker's Mark in a nice heavy glass with a sphere ice cube going outside to smoke a nice cigar or some pipe tobacco.

I would also suggest this drink for all my whiskey fellas out there. It's called the Godfather

  1. Fill a glass about two thirds full of ice
  2. Add whiskey and amaretto. Equal parts 50/50 (although I do like it less sweet so personally from me I add less amaretto). Stir until well chilled, about 20 seconds
  3. Strain into old fashioned ice-filled rocks glass.
 
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Let's define this further. By "Wall Street" drink I'm assuming you mean a drink that proves how "alpha" you are. It is a drink that you believe furthers the perception of 'you' the dealmaker, and if you have been doing it for a while it is actually a drink you actually like and not part of some elaborate facade to impress other people.

Scotch-the drink of a serious man. Typically not served as a sidecar like bourbon or whiskey is, and usually served neat or with 1-2 cubes of ice. It is a drink meant to be savored for its complexity and harshness(at first). There is a reason kids drink wine coolers and jungle juice, and there is a reason that men drink scotch. To a kid the sweetness of the alcohol represents to them life, to be young and ripe; even that so-so looking girl at the party is hotter when you are young primarily because youth is attractive in and of itself. The adult chooses scotch because the "juicy" part of life has past and you should not dwell in it. You learn to savor the complexities in life because at this stage life has become more complex, you have added a girlfriend, fiance, mortgage, and maybe even child. There is no immediate sweetness, rather everything at this point is hard earned, and you take relief that your scotch doesn't give up an inherent sweetness. You get the saccharine flavor of the scotch after acquiring its strong taste, and just like life the strong taste slowly fades as she unfolds its hints of vanilla and cherry mixed with peat and smoke. Every pleasure in life at this stage is bittersweet and so you learn to love the sweetness with the hint of smoke. It is a drink that makes kids wince, and you savor it because you are a man.

Lagavulin '16 is a gem.

 

+1SB loved the post very thoughtful but you should include a notice that Lagavulin is not for beginners as most users on this site will be still drinking ras-margaritas lol the best way I can describe it in my own words is campfire in a glass..I would not start the evening with this but rather end it.

I think the problem with Whiskey is that people start drinking it without understanding that all though it is considered as you mentioned an Alpha Drink it should be treated as a journey in which you connect your mind and emotions with and it should not be forced whether for perception or something else. I personally and strongly believe that you should have a connection with a drink same as when eating a food that brings memories back from childhood. For example when I pour my favorite whiskey its not a drink but a flash back to my child hoods days as my dad and uncles who after a hard day of work with their rough hands smelling like a hardwood store, sawdust, and pipe smoke would sit enjoy a drink. However I am always looking to create new memories with friends and family and by drinking different types of whiskey which I am later able to correlate that drink to that memory.

I have recently started tasting Japanese Whisky I like to think of it as a distant cousin of Scotch since its production methods are very similar but you can taste the floral even dare say fruity aspects that make it very distinct in short lighter and more subtle.

 

For all those interested here is a short and sweet break down of Whiskey from an online site that sums of perfectly different types of whiskey and their characteristics.

American whiskey — tends to be sweeter than other whiskies. American whiskies must be distilled in America and aged in barrels in order to be labeled as whiskey (usually for two years, but not always). Breaks down into the further subcategories: Bourbon — distilled from at least 51% corn. Rye — distilled from at least 51% rye. Tennessee — bourbon that is distilled in Tennessee and filtered through charcoal.

Scotch whisky — tends to have smoky and earthy flavors. Distilled in Scotland, from mostly barley, and aged at least 3 years. Breaks down into further subcategories: Blended Scotch — literally just a blend of one or more Scotch whiskies. Single malt Scotch — distilled at a single distillery from malted barley.

Irish whiskey — tends to be light-bodied, but more robust than Canadian whiskey. Distilled in Ireland, aged at least 3 years.

Canadian whiskey — tends to be light-bodied and fruity. Distilled in Canada and aged at least 3 years. They are typically blends.

 

yo youre gay but my answer to "how" is "binge" mild alcoholism whatitdooooo

edit: lol bro i came back to make fun of you bro a fucking apple martini? do you ask the barman to stir it with the tip of his cock? do you ask him to graze the surface of the drink with his fucking nutsack? do you go give rimjobs for free in the bathroom while you wait for the drink to be made? i said for free because thats worse than if you did it for money. people gotta eat b

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

are you bragging about the geographic location and occupation of your... your who, exactly? do you own this lady? is this a real lady or is this hypothetical? does she know she's your model? are the french even known for having hot chicks? i thought they were known for having hairy chicks and being pretentious. who brags about the occupation of their bitches? what guy is like, "bro im fucking this chick. she's an actuary. shit's fucking incredible."

and bro I wear fucking Vibram five fingers and fanny packs believe you me I don't do jack shit for appearances. i genuinely am disgusted by your feminine taste. can you even get drunk off an appletini? how many does it take to get a buzz? do they come in the martini glass with the tall stem? now do you hold it by the stem or the glass part? do you fucking trace the rim with your pinky fingertip as you plan on your phone, looking at google finance very non-discretely trying to look like a man of means?

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

oh and white wine is for fucking fruitcups bro, you can hande a grap skin? a grape skin is what fucking sends you over the edge? man go hang yourself with a shoestring and dont leave a note man nobody cares

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

it's the fact that you want to

I think we're all on the same page here that the word faggot is not going away. I say gay too and enjoy it. I did recently learn the origins of the word faggot from one of the latest JRE episodes. Apparently, they would call a bundle of sticks a faggot and carrying a bunch of fucking wood after you chop it is burdensome. So then they started calling women who were being burdensome faggots. And then they started calling men who were acting like a burdensome woman (little bitch) faggots. so basically, you're annoying and burdensome if you're a faggot.

So at the end of the day, South Park got it right and Harley riders are perfectly described by the word "faggot".

But who the fuck knows man I didn't fact check that shit and neither did Jamie I'm guessing.

so anyway. youre a faggot cause you act like a bitch and that bothers men because deep down, they know that if shit hits the fan and we gotta band together and find food and shit, you would be a fucking loudmouth and get us all killed somehow and it puts people on edge

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

typically vodka soda...yeah i couldnt care less how unimaginative it is. my 'exciting' beverage is dark n stormy or if i want to make the bartender work for passing me over 6x for fat chix, then long island.

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!
 

Anyone else have a draft beer issue? And by that I mean four can have you tanked and hungover the next day? I'm not exactly sure why, whether it's the compression, carbonation, or god forbid a gluten intolerance(that I will never get checked out). But four/five of those have me feeling drunk.
That being said, I almost exclusively drink jack and coke because I know I won't be hammered after only a few.

 
Tandem21:
Anyone else have a draft beer issue? And by that I mean four can have you tanked and hungover the next day? I'm not exactly sure why, whether it's the compression, carbonation, or god forbid a gluten intolerance(that I will never get checked out). But four/five of those have me feeling drunk. That being said, I almost exclusively drink jack and coke because I know I won't be hammered after only a few.
You DEFINITELY have a drinking problem. However, it is like no drinking problem I have encountered before.
 
DickFuld:
Tandem21:
Anyone else have a draft beer issue? And by that I mean four can have you tanked and hungover the next day? I'm not exactly sure why, whether it's the compression, carbonation, or god forbid a gluten intolerance(that I will never get checked out). But four/five of those have me feeling drunk. That being said, I almost exclusively drink jack and coke because I know I won't be hammered after only a few.
You DEFINITELY have a drinking problem. However, it is like no drinking problem I have encountered before.

Could also be an alcohol absence problem. It's possible that the bar serving him Jack and Cokes are actually just serving him Coke

 

I guess it depends on the situation.

Relax: a nice red with dinner

Pregame: cheap shitty beer, although I dabble with a nice 40 oz of love every now and then

Going out: vodka to make my Eastern European ancestors proud while performing my best Slav squat. This is usually accompanied with eating pickles and selling acid-washed jeans, pirated movies, and consumer electronics on the local black market

Quant (ˈkwänt) n: An expert, someone who knows more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing.
 
Real Marcus Halberstram:
Monkeys, Just for fun, I would like to know how and what do you drink. Personally I love Apple Martini or red/white wine during the dinner Hennessey - Remy Martin after dinner Night out with table Dom Perignon, Belvedere or Patron, obviously

Enjoy

Oh yeah cuz I bet a prospective IB monkey can afford tables of Dom P....the fuck.

The fool thinks himself to be a wise man, while the wise man thinks himself to be a fool.
 

Liquor: gin, rye, Scotch.

I worked in the wine industry in a previous life, so I have a preference towards that. I lol'd at the discussion above about white wine "being for girls," even though it was clearly sarcasm/trolling. White wine is awesome. If you ignore it, you are missing out on some of the best, most enjoyable wines in the world. Ever had Premier Cru or Grand Cru Chablis/Chassagne-Montrachet/Meursault from a decent producer? What about Albarino from Spain, Pinot Gris from Oregon, Lugana from Italy, Sauvignon Blanc from anywhere in the Loire Valley in France? Ridiculous to deprive yourself when so many restaurants have great wine lists and lots of by-the-glass selections of interesting whites for $10-$20/glass (even the fancy French stuff I mentioned above).

 

Generally, I will order a Negroni or Negroni variant, stirred and served up. Not that I don't enjoy it on the rocks, but I would rather it be served without the ice. It's so simple, but I've had many a crappy one from bartenders that don't know what they are doing.

If I really want to test a bartender, I will order a Cosmo. For such a simple drink, it is extremely hard to do right. It's not just about the ingredients, but about getting the measures perfect. As crazy as it sounds, it's how a measure a bartender if it's a place I've never been before that has a reputation for making great cocktails.

 

Beers when I'm going out, scotch for a night in (paying for scotch at a bar is the WORST), and red wine for a night with a lady or at a networking event.

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
 

Coke and coke, through and through. I decided to get away from the alcoholics because of a bad sore throat that I got from drinking JD in NYE that exacerbated into a pneumonia. Dunno how that happened, but I was fucked for over a month.

Apart from that, I do prefer Turkish and Arabian coffee from time to time, or a rose sherbet for the summers.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
 

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