ELEVATE your urination experience with WePee!

Hello everyone. My name is Adam Neumann, and I am currently UNEMPLOYED. I need someone to give me some capital for my new company, because Softbank is LAME. I want to ELEVATE THE WORLD's CONSCIOUSNESS with my new company, WePee. Living a conscious life means emptying your bladder proactively and with purpose. My new business model is simple - I am DISRUPTING the existing TOILET ECOSYSTEM with WePee creative spaces. These are not just any toilets, they are how you ELEVATE your bladder and ACHIEVE NIRVANA. I take existing bathroom facilities and FURNISH them with exquisite MILLENNIAL FRIENDLY instagrammable shit. And yes, of course, I am talking about literal shit here. My restrooms are a TEMPLE to the human bladder, and they will ELEVATE your soul by harnessing the power of CRYPTOCURRENCY so your urination is one with the BLOCKCHAIN. With WePee, for the low monthly fee of $795, you will have access to your own private toilet, with 2PLY TOILET PAPER, the good shit, with Masayoshi Son's face on it. I believe WePee has the potential to become the first TRILLION DOLLAR UNICORN, and by that I mean, it will lose one trillion dollars. Fuck cash flow positive, lets be URINE FLOW positive. Invest in WePee - you're literally pissing away money.

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Oct 13, 2019

I would invest but I just peed so I'm not very liquid at the moment...

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Oct 13, 2019

I don't use plastic straws because I consume my beverages through TELEKINESIS

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Oct 15, 2019

Now that's an avengers level threat

Oct 14, 2019

Neither here nor there, but paper straws might be the worst invention of mankind.

Oct 14, 2019

The worst invention of mankind was HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON

Oct 14, 2019

Do you plan to expand into India? I hear they may be a good markets for toilets in the next decade.

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Oct 14, 2019

With international expansion, it's always good to adapt your product to the local market. With that in mind, I am introducing WePee WithTheCows to harness BOVINE SYNERGY.

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  • Analyst 2 in Other
Oct 18, 2019

D E S I G N A T E D

  • Associate 2 in CorpDev
Oct 14, 2019

Hi Adam, sorry to hear about your predicament and thanks for sharing on your new venture.

While I am impressed you have got back on your feet so quickly, I am a little surprised in your vast deviation in entrepreneurial philosophy - Wework was designed as part of the rapidly growing sharing economy, and I think that's where your most transferable skills are, apart from money laundering.

I believe I speak for most other VCs when I say we would be much more compelled to take a closer look at your new venture if it revolved around co-sharing toilets. Take this under advisement, and feel free to reach out again when you have fixed your toilet company / ies. Cheers

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Oct 14, 2019

Thanks for your feedback. We are currently doing the R&D for the next big elevation of consciousness - WePee OnEachOther. I would love to test it out with ELIZABETH HOLMES.

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Oct 14, 2019

What about an uber for mobile toilets?

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Oct 14, 2019

I love peeing in a moving vehicle - it aligns my chakras and unites my cosmic spirit energy

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Oct 19, 2019

Explains the smell in a SF bus

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."

Oct 14, 2019

I would do it but I prefer the golden fountain

Oct 15, 2019
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