Finance STARDOM has "Social Dev. Portfolio +$18 Bn"

What do you think about this "Queen of Green" who "manages a $150 Bn Social Development Portfolio".


You need to click on this link to get to her illustrous profile. What I'd like to know if the "$150 Bn Portfolio" is under or above the belt.

"Mentored by: Abraham, Deepak Chopra, Dr W Edwards Deming, Bank of America, PricewaterhouseCoopers, CK Prahalad, Gayl Murphy,Christopher Westra.

Inspired by: Mother Teresa, Rosa Parkes, Warren Buffett, Oprah, Florence Nightingale, Ray Kroc, Ross Perot, Albert Barabasi, Malcolm Gladwell, Micheal Lewis, Thomas A Stewart, James Redfield, Prince Charles, Faith Popcorn, Dalai Lama, George Soros, Zig Ziglar, Baroness Thatcher, William Vickery, Winston Churchill, Henry George, Coco Chanel, Ghandi, Queen Victoria, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, William Harvey, Queen Elizabeth I, St Francis of Assisi, Prophet Mohamed, Jesus, Cleopatra, Hippocrates, Buddha.

Yo buddy, you can make Jesus raise from the dead with so much inspiration and skills.

Specialties:Presidential Advisor, Economics, global networks, Social Entrepreneurs, Foreign Empowerment Policy, International Trade and Development, social media, global healthcare, orphancare, systems developer, cloud architect, green technologies, green communities, social transformation, international finance, crowd funding, project finance, International Public Private Partnerships, stakeholder business models, international cooperation and mass collaboration"

"Advisor to President Obama on the new Foreign Empowerment Policy which converges Foreign Policy, Poverty Alleviation, Economic Stimulus and Mass Collaboration."

I am getting lightheaded. I'd rather have some good old-fasioned Nigerian 419 buddy talk than this.

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Who the fuck IS this?! Literally laughing over here. How come I never heard of her if she's so important? Not like I'm all-knowing or anything but I try to keep up, and one would think she'd have made an appearance on CNN, CNBC, NBC, or even be behind someone important during a speech.

in it 2 win it
 

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