For the twats that email me about internships and want an informational interview...

Just an unfriendly reminder that if you email me inquiring about internships and asking me to talk to you about my role, you NEED to take me up on the offer for a discussion even if my firm doesn't have any available internships.

If you don't take up the offer, you're just a cunt.

 

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