Fucked an Analyst's GF

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I'm an incoming  SA 21 at an EB and just found out I hooked up with one of the analysts GF whose group I'll be working in.  How much can he fuck me over come return offer time?

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Oct 16, 2020 - 10:08pm

As a newly minted associate, I've seen this many times. There are two standard options - alpha or beta:

  • Alpha - Give him a bottle of lube and tell him to call you daddy
  • Beta - Keep a bottle of lube at your desk and call him daddy

In the rare instance no one yields, you and your eskimo brother must send notarized pictures confirming both length and girth to HR. The larger of the two will be given the other's salary on top of their own. The smaller is given a role in compliance in Jersey City. 

Hope this clears things up.  

 
Oct 18, 2020 - 7:34pm

Assuming that this didn't happen while they were dating this just isn't a big deal. The two of you will never be super good friends. He knows his girlfriend has had sex with other people. You know your girlfriend has. Somewhere your future wife is. Don't say anything, be an adult and it won't come up. Trust me, he doesn't want to discuss it (if he even knows). This is such a non issue unless you make it one.

 
Oct 18, 2020 - 7:34pm

Assuming that this didn't happen while they were dating this just isn't a big deal. The two of you will never be super good friends. He knows his girlfriend has had sex with other people. You know your girlfriend has. Somewhere your future wife is. Don't say anything, be an adult and it won't come up. Trust me, he doesn't want to discuss it (if he even knows). This is such a non issue unless you make it one.

 
Oct 18, 2020 - 9:26pm
"Full speed ahead, damn the torpedoes." -U.S. Navy General Farragut
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