Going to an Ex's Wedding

Interesting situation.... I'm going to an ex's wedding next weekend, and she keeps insisting I call her as soon as I get in town, we hang out, etc... I def think she wants to hook up. Yeah, could be nothing, but it is extremely out of character for her to so adamantly want to see me; I think its one of those 'lets get it out of our system' kind of deals. Any thoughts?

Not that I think I'm God's gift to women, and I may very well be, but I wouldn't want to be the cause of someone having some serious second thoughts or something like that.

They should have user poll options you can include when posting a new thread...

 
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What do you want us to say? Do you care about the guy she is marrying enough? If she really does want to hook up with you, chances are her marriage is going to last only as long as it takes to snag that 1/2 of the money from the guy she's blood-sucking to death.

Sorry if that's harsh, good luck man...just suit up. If you see her first kid in a year or two and it looks like you, you'd better hope they have banking jobs in hell.

 

Sorry, I've just had exposure to semi-formal ethics training. Don't worry though, I'm a nihilist as heart, that's why I want to bank...

To the OP: you should fuck her brains out.

 

Follow up-->

We did hang out, and she did jump on my balls. I kept insisting she put on her wedding dress and I bang her while she wear it and she kept declining, I gave her a take it or leave it option. She declined once more, and I saw possibly the most repulsive yet bad-ass story in the history of degenerates slip through my fingers.

 

What would of been better is if you took pics and sent them to her husband after.

Maybe its the evil bastard in me...but even if you didn't hit, I still say call up the groom: "listen dude, just want to tell you. Your wife was jumping on my balls a week before you married her"

I'd like to think you'd be doing him a favor. If I were her husband, I'd reply with a "thank you".

 

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