Goldie's Latest WSO User Guideline Violation

I'm going to start a thread with every comment of mine that gets deleted. I can't allow myself to spend time typing shit up just to have it deleted by some aspiring bureaucrat. I encourage these gay-ass (did he hyphenate gay-ass? does one hyphenate gay-ass? have I been spelling gay-ass wrong all these years? yes yes and yes, amigos) mods to ban me. It's funny how the word "moderator" implies some sort of authority. Do you want to do this little-to-unpaid job? I sure don't. Who does? A low-value chump. WSO_Nate, you can come lick this dick, my dude.

10/30/19:

Hello GoldenCinderblock,

Thank you for visiting WSO.

Unfortunately, I have had to remove your post quoted below as it violated our WSO User Guidelines as inappropriate.

Yo I hate everywhere let me at em
Fuck South Korea. Big ol' self-loathing, cowardly cancer smogfest
Fuck Italy. Fucking slow ass, lazy ass, self-important ass can't make a train run on time pathetic excuse for a city-state. Buncha stoolpigeons
Australia is new-rich Chinese children's playpen
Do I count all the second and third world places I've been? They all sucked obviously. Like, fuck the Czech Republic goes without saying, innit? They got one castle and one forest and the rest is just despair.
Edit: I forgot because it's hardly a country, but fuck Singapore and it's phony ass greenery terror state
Also, fuck Japan. Not so much fuck Japan as fuck the Japanese. I grew to loathe their culture. The most cowardly conformists I've ever encountered and the wickedest people behind closed doors. Fuck the Japs. And fuck all the former Axis powers. Fuck Italy, fuck Japan, and fuck Germany. I liked Germany a lot, for the record. But fuck Germany. They can't go a generation without starting a world war and then all the same alliances are still there ready to pop off.

Please keep this in mind to prevent further violations in the future.

Thank you for your time and cooperation.

Sincerely,

WSO_NateWSO Moderator

 
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GoldenCinderblock:
Please keep this in mind to prevent further violations in the future.

WSO_Nate WSO Moderator

Keep what in mind, Nathan? You didn't even tell me what I am to keep in mind in order to maintain your good favor, you fucking digital pencil-pusher.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
DickFuld:
Hahahahaha....you’re legit pissed off that someone removed these garbage posts from their website? You’re taking your WSO self waaaaayyy too seriously.

Yes, therealrichardfuldmeister, I am being very serious on this website. Everything I say is genuine. I am fuming.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
Peg Leg:
Site wouldn’t be the same without you Goldie
I know. And these people want to silence me. Call me IncelMLK
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

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