Goldman recruiting swag. Genius or Crazy?

“To Goldman,” Roose wrote, “it may have seemed uncontroversial to provide feminine swag at an event for female coders … But the legacy of gender-based exclusion in finance has made even these seemingly anodyne gestures loaded with meaning.

Goldman Sachs is Recruiting- Women with Nail Files

See the above article. Is Goldman really this stupid or is this a power move by the men who do Gods work?

 

The fact women complained is really stupid, they find the error in everything. Sounds like my girlfriend....

GS can stereotype for men and give me a free safety razor and nose hair clipper. Thanks.

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 

The whole thing is so incredibly petty, I've decided not to devote any brainpower deciding who is at fault for what. Why does the #1 bank on earth give out chotchkies? Yay a GS q-tip, yee fucking haw

Get busy living
 

I also got thrown out of the Planned Parenthood when I was 17. I was in there to get tested and it's me and like 6 pregnant bitches in the waiting room and Beyonce's All The Single Ladies comes on the speakers. I couldn't stop laughing. Had to go to another one.

 
ManInJeans:

I also got thrown out of the Planned Parenthood when I was 17. I was in there to get tested and it's me and like 6 pregnant bitches in the waiting room and Beyonce's All The Single Ladies comes on the speakers. I couldn't stop laughing. Had to go to another one.

You must be the new swaggon.

 

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