Goldman Sachs Employees Hugging each other in the office as WFH ends (Hilarious Bloomberg Article). Just lol at GS
"A leading proponent of getting people back to the office quickly, as well as an amateur DJ, Goldman Chief Executive Officer David Solomon marked the end of his bank’s work-from-home era on Friday by releasing a new single titled “
.” His bank, which has been ramping up in-person staffing for months, told employees who hadn’t yet returned that they had until Monday to figure out how they’re coming back.
Early this morning, employees high-fived and hugged each other as they streamed into Goldman’s Manhattan office in the drizzling rain. They’ll be greeted by free food in the cafeteria and an array of food trucks with music blaring all week. The bank is also putting coffee stations throughout the building to foster water cooler conversations, with some employees saying they’re enjoying the free refreshments -- but wondering how long they’ll last."
Return to Office: Goldman Sachs, Citigroup Show Wall Street Office Divide - Bloomberg
I imagine the hugging is some sort of grief response after the hell of 100 hr weeks where you didnt have time to even shower (and got paid lower than street bonuses).
David Solomon can miss me with that vanilla garbage that he calls music. The music video is of bottom bucket-quality and nobody would have paid any attention to it had he not been the CEO of Goldman.
Imagine releasing a song to hype up your overworked employees while other banks increase pay and benefits.....
just lol at GS
Probably does the exact opposite. People thinking about the relationships they could have entered had they not been working GS hours.
God I feel bad for those employees lmao
I thought I was reading an Onion article srs
This dude needs to be removed. Total clown
Wow I just disliked that pile of shit DJ Loser dares to call music
To my GS comrades. I’m showing up to the NYC offices this Friday like:
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