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Human capital trading is just a fancy new fangled term for slave trading. It's really tough to get away with it in the US or UK but with a good offshore structure you should be free and clear. I'd recommend an operating company in the Caymans or Netherlands Antilles with a sub in the Isle of Man and a topco in North Korea or Iran. It usually takes lots of travel to the Middle East but Saudis will pay top dollar for white virgins so it's just something you have to do in the field. You'll also need to pay off Amnesty Internationals because those liberal pussies have something against owning and trading humans (but really, what's the difference between poaching elephants and selling their tusks and kidnapping an underage suburban white girl and selling her to a sheik-shit, she'll be living in a place over there and that elephants just gonna have one goofy smile!) But the exit opps are great. You can usually score a position with a Mexican drug cartel in their kidnapping department or even logistics if you're really good, network like a champ and don't mind fellating Latino drug lords. Good luck!

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