that's actually a good question seeing as I sometimes troll it up in little ways where I say something pretty ridiculous to see how people react... wouldn't be good if a potential employer saw the way I acted on here sometimes ha

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 
blastoise:
no this is real question i promise the problem is i have this site listed on my resume so it's gonna come up lol

the hell you have on your resume?

'regular poster/hilarious dude on WSO'

Moving tonnes of product. Making fat stacks.
 
blastoise:
no this is real question i promise the problem is i have this site listed on my resume so it's gonna come up lol

Resume :

Professional experience : - Full time troll on WSO boards => Posted several leading grotesque topics => Bashed 100+ noobs, made them throw themselves trough their window => Got a Pokemon nickname

 

he works for the site which is why its on his resume

if they ask you just say you mostly post from the WSO account since its work stuff and you really only lurk in your personal account.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
blastoise:
monty09 dosen't post alot any more i should txt him

i remember he was going to post vc for me to start a buisness but then he found out i wanted to make a baby food company and used caps lock :/

You don't post much anymore either, you hoe.
If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

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