Had to mansplain to some broad last night on a date what a corporate raider does

I can't believe so many gold diggers know about GS/MS/JPM, and even the lesser known boutiques like Moelis, Qatalyst and Nomura, but doesn't know what Gordon Gekko does. I was on a date with this mutt broad I met on Hinge at Nobu and I mentioned how it was my childhood dream to become a corporate raider, and I got the blankest stare like she was some immigrant who went to MIT or Stanford and has zero social skills. 
 

Fuck this, I should start filtering dates based on if they went to a target school or not.

 
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I can't believe so many gold diggers know about GS/MS/JPM, and even the lesser known boutiques like Moelis, Qatalyst and Nomura, but doesn't know what Gordon Gekko does. I was on a date with this mutt broad I met on Hinge at Nobu and I mentioned how it was my childhood dream to become a corporate raider, and I got the blankest stare like she was some immigrant who went to MIT or Stanford and has zero social skills. 
 

Fuck this, I should start filtering dates based on if they went to a target school or not.

Aren’t you the guy still in high school?

 

Again I assumed the poster and assumed correctly.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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