Hahah, I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not!!

Has anybody seen this Muffie on the Markets girl?! It's absolutely hilarious how ignorant her stuff sounds. If anyone intelligent is in for a good laugh, it's worth a quick read. This girl's apparently legit with her MBA and president of the French club during undergrad, but this stuff is ridiculous. Some awesome quotes that made me laugh outloud (not exact quotes, generalizing):

-Commenting on a hedge fund manager "He started with something like $15,000 AUM (that's assets under management) which is really, really small, his parents must have been in a mood, should have asked his uncle, smart investors always leverage the sibling rivalry between relatives"

  • "I think the 'Credit Crunch' is overblown. Nobody i know has had problems paying their mortgage (that is, if they don't already own their estate)."

I really hope I'm just not getting the joke and this is the new LSO. If it is, she's brilliant.

 
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