I think I saw some areola.

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EngBanker:
swagon:
She's fat. She looks like my chubby kid brother in makeup with a wig. In sum she's the most overrated girl on the planet right now.
I don't mind the "fat". My issue is that she has the face of a 9 year old and that just doesn't work for me.

Agree. Not a fan of that face, she's definitely not attractive in that sense. The body is fine.

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Flake:
EngBanker:
swagon:
She's fat. She looks like my chubby kid brother in makeup with a wig. In sum she's the most overrated girl on the planet right now.
I don't mind the "fat". My issue is that she has the face of a 9 year old and that just doesn't work for me.

Agree. Not a fan of that face, she's definitely not attractive in that sense. The body is fine.

agree 2 dizagree dawg. i think she be orderin 2 many fish filayz, 2 much junk in da trunk
 
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swagon:
Flake:
EngBanker:
swagon:
She's fat. She looks like my chubby kid brother in makeup with a wig. In sum she's the most overrated girl on the planet right now.
I don't mind the "fat". My issue is that she has the face of a 9 year old and that just doesn't work for me.

Agree. Not a fan of that face, she's definitely not attractive in that sense. The body is fine.

agree 2 dizagree dawg. i think she be orderin 2 many fish filayz, 2 much junk in da trunk

yea guys i would also totally not have sex with her. us WSO kids are too cool for school!

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Flake:
EngBanker:
swagon:
She's fat. She looks like my chubby kid brother in makeup with a wig. In sum she's the most overrated girl on the planet right now.
I don't mind the "fat". My issue is that she has the face of a 9 year old and that just doesn't work for me.

Agree. Not a fan of that face, she's definitely not attractive in that sense. The body is fine.

Spot on.

 

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Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?

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