Help Decipher Girl Code

Hope you're all enjoying the holidays.
Anyways I was deep in the off topic forum, and I read a few posts on what girls actually mean vs what they actually say. I figured that we we should have an official off topic thread on this.

Lets start this off:
"go dancing" is code for get tipsy, try to get as much attention as possible, and possibly get slayed.

"Looking for a guy who's motivated and driven" is code for rich dude who will drop a lot of cash in pursuit of a trophy wife

Girls talking in code is code for misleading/lying
I don't think girls really want a guy to tell the truth. Bishes are covert and indirect by nature, so when they ask a guy a direct question with no good answer possible, it is just a trap...code for "I am testing you to see how confident, dominant, and stable you are based on how skillfully you can handle my ridiculous question"

I wanted to shout out @Going Concern" MBA_Junkie @adapt or die" as the definitions above were mentioned in posts that they made.

Comment what you know.

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Comments (12)

Dec 26, 2018 - 12:01am

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You're welcome.

Dec 28, 2018 - 3:42pm

I don't think it's purposely misleading or lying. Girls simply don't want to come off as easy or slutty. Girls want to fuck too and have a good time, but socially, it's a bad look for them/they'll get judged if they're honest about what they want like a rich husband or to go to a bar and get some fat dick. At the end of the day, who gives a shit. Why are you so frustrated over this. How do you not have enough life experience by now to not know how to deal with women? Are you that socially inept.

Dec 28, 2018 - 3:45pm

No frustration here, just general banter, and to see if people would like to share a few good ones. This is off topic after all, and this thread isn't worst than anything theaccountingmajor, EliteStudent11 or any of those guys have posted...
Also I've generally found these sorts of posts to be entertaining.
Take it easy buddy, it's Friday after all and the weekend is here.

thots & prayers

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Dec 28, 2018 - 4:03pm

- I'm lonely and need someone to talk to
- You have my interest, but I don't have the guts to fully send it
- Shit went down and we need to talk
- I miss you
- I'm not going to reply, I just wanted to test the waters

Such a simple word, so many complex interpretations

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