Hey, You're Kind of a _______

What is your ultimate banker dbag experience?

I've lucked out on working in SF where everyone is super PC... there is a difference over here.

Where are my East Coast hardos at?

 
Best Response

Continue to foster good relationships with the rest of your colleagues. Provided you already take pride in your job and are good at what you do you'll be fine as you won't lose out on anything real. If your former buddy isn't a go-to-guy or a specialist with rare knowledge then fuck him. No need to reciprocate his dickishness back. Just don't let it affect you and act indifferent.

 
gator10:
Monkeys,

Have you ever had that co-worker that you were buddies with just become a dick out of nowhere?

How did you handle it?

Agree with them even if it is false, and state "only on Tuesdays, etc" - then both have a good laugh.

Etc.

"Bro, you're an egotistical dickwad."

"laugh" , "haha yeah, only on Tuesdays"

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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