Hierarchy of guys models want

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We've all seen the models and bottles talk on here so I wanted to provide some clarification as to how much models actually DONT want to bang you.

I made a list of everyone (in order) who's currently ahead of finance guys to get laid by models.

1.Musicians
2.Actors
3.Athletes
4.Other models
5.CEO's
6.YouTubers (LOL)
7.Politicians
8.News anchors
9.Doctors
10.Finance fucks

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Jan 10, 2020

Ok coomer.

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Jan 10, 2020

I don't know I keep hearing about some guy Jeffrey Epstein in the news, and apparently he is in finance and has slept with a lot of women, he must be a big deal as women just keep on appearing on the television saying he slept with them.

Guy's got to have something going for him.

Jan 10, 2020

huge dong. i heard he hung himself with it.

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Jan 12, 2020

You mean all those 12 year olds on Lolita island? Ehh, no thanks... but honestly who wouldn't want to bang a si swimsuit model...

Jan 13, 2020

think you might have missed the joke - mate

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Jan 10, 2020

at the bottom is guys who make lists about types of guys

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Jan 10, 2020
Madisonave:

DONT

Madisonave:

CEO's

and dudes who struggle with basic punctuation.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 10, 2020

+1 SB

Jan 10, 2020

Willingfully at the bottom I will NEVER date a model lol

Jan 10, 2020

where's Teacher at in the list

Jan 10, 2020

Dating a model sounds incredibly dull. This bitch is literally employed as an ephemeral clothing rack.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/

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  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Jan 10, 2020

Nobody gives a fuck and there's actually not much model talk here. Plus people who try to get laid solely based on their jobs probably suck - it's just that the top actors, athletes, youtubers etc are well known so they don't have to even mention it.

Jan 10, 2020

It's a joke m8 if you really don't give a fuck why did you go anonymous just to say you don't give a fuck? If you really didn't give a fuck you wouldn't say anything like the rest of the people who don't give a fuck.

Jan 10, 2020

I feel "model" doesn't carry the cache it use to, mainly because there are so many models out there.

Also, models just can't be hot anymore, they need to have some (business) sense. I think we all know that chick from high school who was dumb as rocks who is still single and still dumb as rocks.

Jan 10, 2020
ironman32:

I feel "model" doesn't carry the cache it use to, mainly because there are so many models out there.

Also, models just can't be hot anymore, they need to have some (business) sense. I think we all know that chick from high school who was dumb as rocks who is still single and still dumb as rocks.

They don't even need to be hot. There were hardly any actually truly hot models on America's Next Top Model.

Jan 10, 2020
ironman32:

I feel "model" doesn't carry the cache it use to, mainly because there are so many models out there.

And because any decently attractive (or just photogenic) girl can be a "model" as long as they have an instagram and a discount code

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Jan 10, 2020

Discount code haha

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Jan 10, 2020

You left out nightclub promoters LOL.

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Jan 10, 2020

Just take the prostitution-pill bro, and then you will become #1

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Jan 12, 2020

Model is used pretty loosely today especially with Instagram around.

Currently applying to medical school.
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Jan 14, 2020
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Jan 14, 2020
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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.