Hierarchy of Models Guys Want

hot take - none of the above. here's why you don't want a model

1. selfies & insta portraits (not formal ones, ones YOU have to take for her) - the more of these she posts, the more insecure, and the worse the relationship will be. get ready to eating before meals, because you'll be taking pictures of her the whole time and your food will get cold

2. shallow friends - I've met a couple models, but the ones you can just chill with are rarer than white rhinos, they're mostly shallow, dumb, conceited, and boring. the ones who were fun were usually latina or athletes who didn't make it

3. money - despite having very good incomes, they have antiquated ideas over carrying their weight. no shame whatsoever in hiring a car service to run errands or drop thousands on a purse they'll rock for one night, but heaven forbid they pick up a dinner or bar tab. fuck that, dual income household also means dual contribution household

4. skinny fat - this has hopefully changed since instagram models became famous, but many models people really look up to are just skinny genetic unicorns, meaning they don't work very hard to keep their bodies looking good. this doesn't take away from their looks, but I'm playing the long game, and models who don't stay in shape tend to age like milk, rather than elizabeth hurley (the ultimate goal)

5. workout obsessed - on the other end of the spectrum are the alexia clarks of the world, who become so obsessed with working out that they're no fun, spend an obscene amount of time in the gym, and are equally as boring as their skinny fat colleagues. I'm sorry, you're 115lbs, you do not need to spend 2 hours in the gym every day followed by an hour of re-shoots for your 60 sec instagram video because the video guy didn't get the full walk around of your kettlebell squat. nor do you need to avoid all good food because you do every workout in a one size too small crop top and booty shorts, just stop it. if you're making all of your income from it, who am I to judge? just don't decline every fucking meal I suggest because "muh macros"

so no, I don't want another model girlfriend, they fucking suck. better to find a chick who works, is smart, hot, in shape and interesting. I've had my best luck at high end gyms. you can see what kinda chick she is by gym attire, attitude, and frequency of phone usage. plus, if they're going to a nice gym in NYC, you can assume they have money or have family money (either is fine imo).

example - say a chick comes in wearing white leggings with a crop top and has an overarched back on the stairmaster and keeps adjusting her ponytail when she's on the 2nd easiest setting - HUGE RED FLAG. this bitch will skip her birth control just so she has another income stream.

alternatively, you don't want the girl in chuck taylors, deadlifting belt, and a westside barbell shirt, she's probably got a dick or worse, she works out at 5 am on weekends because it's what jocko does.

nah, check the chick who's wearing a hat from her school (can't be bothered to fuck with a ponytail because she's working out hard), rarely checks her phone unless following a workout, and the most revealing thing is her pantyline through her black leggings. non-attention seeking hotties is the name of the game here.

you're welcome, incels