Hombres Got Talent: My Brilliant Idea to Make Mexico Pay for The Wall

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Alright so what if instead of deporting or imprisoning all of the illegal aliens we catch here in the US, we instead enlist them in an America's Got Talent esque talent show where Donald Trump Jr., Tucker Carlson and @TNA serve as the three judges that can either grant someone the golden ticket to citizenship or hit the red X, contingent upon the hombres level of talent.

Talented hombres that can juggle, knit, cook or make us laugh get to stay wheras untalented hombres that can do none of the above have to go back to the hinterlands. We can televise the reality show on network television and generate billions in ad revenue, easily raising the funds to pay for the border wall AND we can finally see once and for all, who the most talented hombre of them all is.

Bear in mind that I am a tan-skinned Sicilian so none of this is racist.

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Comments (5)

May 2, 2017

I've always had the idea of renting out prison inmates (violent type) to do cheap labor. I mean cmon these guys are not generating anything rotting in a cell

May 4, 2017

This already happens for prison worker programs, companies like AT&T, Mcdonalds, VS, IBM, etc. use it for cheap labor.

"The Prison Policy Initiative found that the average inmate's wage is 93 cents an hour -- and can go as low as 16 cents ... "

May 4, 2017

They actually do this with the non violent offenders.

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May 3, 2017

lol I actually saw something from Ted Cruz saying that US should use El Chapo's seized money to pay for the wall.

May 3, 2017
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