Now I’m not gay, but Bill Ackman is one sexy silver fox of a man, and I’m tired of pretending he’s not. Roger Altman - not so much. Who are some of the most physically attractive people working in finance or CEOs of major companies?
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lloyd have you done meth again
the funds name is PERSHING SQUARE but whenever I read it it says RAGING BONER :/
He can spac my tontines anytime
SPAC me harder daddy ;)
“Now, I’m not gay but”...
Warren Buffet
I didn’t ask for dementia with a side of panic selling airline stocks...
lmao
Mary Callahan Erdoes was probably a smoke back in the day
Wawa weewa
She wazza numba wan prostetute in all of a Wall Street
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Justine Tobin
i heard she gets wet if u bring up how bad toxic masculinity is
Pierre Lagrange
What a hair. If I were gay, I'd like that Lagrange to be a multiplier on my objective function. Sorry that was a terrible math joke.
Is that what Marc Benioff would look like if he weren’t a disgusting fat fuck?
Leon Black
Gross
Mate that is truly an acquired taste. And not an easy one at that.
Jack Ma
FAKE NEWS
What if this is the real LLoyd Blankfein?
what if you were the real Richard V?
That would be hilarious
Fucking hell. I saw the name of the thread and the first thing that popped into my mind was that razor-sharp jawline.
What a beautiful man.
Whoever married the wife of Ralph Lauren’s daughter / Dylan’s candy shop girl, Dylan Lauren. I don’t remember his name but he was a pretty good lookin fella
works for marblegate - but yeah this guy is handsome. But it is kind of mind boggling because his nose is gigantic. I can't figure out what makes people attractive - Is it his cheek and jaw structure? I am an autist at this stuff. Looks like he was also a very young MD at Bear - hats off to this guy.
Just looked into it and his name's Paul Arrouet
Joumanna Bercetche is my vote. She used to be hedge fund sales at citi and now is an anchor for CNBC. She is very smart and has a delightful personality. Married a PM at MLP...keep dreaming monkeys.
She was like the only reporter that Carney was on a first name basis with during press conference Q&A.
looks like a shelled, boiled egg tbh
Gregg Lemkau
Correct answer found. I was trying to remember his name.
I wanna impregnate him
How did you not? He worked for you.
Martin Shkreli
Im prepared for all the MS virgins will throw
I'm sure he's real popular in jail right now.
Haha thats funny, Im actually happy he’s coping well and hasnt killed himself. Will be interesting to see how he does when he gets out. I genuinely like him even though he has made some terrible decisions
No homo but Mario Draghi is HOT
He’s a sexy Italian turtle
now that you mention it, he does give me turtle vibes lol
i've always had a soft spot for mike milken. so easy just to get lost in those eyes.
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are those Hermes H's?
I think they are - you stay classy Mike Milken.
No homo but Bill Ackman is basically the finance version of George Clooney. Can't knock the silver fox look.
Andrew Ross Sorkin is one hot man. He has it all- looks, brains, semi-decent boy, and being paired next to Jim Kramer certainly helps his case.
Suze Orman is hot in a "I used to be a soccer mom and now I am a radical lesbian working at Macy's" sort of way.
If you’re a straight guy and Suze Orman turns you on that’s kinda weird ngl
The Suze Orman hot is a joke.
Andrew Ross Serkin is only hot when he’s next to Jim Cramer or the awful boomer bitch Joe Kernen
Becky Quick from Squawkbox
Love to have a Quicky and hear the squawks ;)
Joke’s old but still funny
Janet Yellen
YES!
Can’t believe I haven’t seen Jamie Dimon’s name sofar. Don’t pretend the once toughest guy on the street didn’t fuck even harder when younger
JP Morgan talent acquisition team
Marissa Mayer of Yahoo and now Lumi fame
She ruined Yahoo, instant turn off for me
What about that guy Ron Ozer who paid that girl to get an abortion
Raoul Pal fucks
I would also add some Bbg tv anchors with Taylor Riggs leading the list
have a soft spot for Sonali Basak on Bloomberg TV
How has no one said Jamie Dimon?! DILF if I've ever seen one
jamie dimon and this is coming from a girl
GIRL POWER
daddyyyyy
Kyle Bass - not sure what is more impressive...his HKD short conviction or his hairline
No love for Lynn Tilton?
Bill Ackman is the Brad Pitt of finance #nerioxman
Jim Cramer?
EW
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