How can I get girls?

I don't want to date girls from work and, due to multiple business commitments, I can't be arsed to drag myself to a club or bar often.

What is the best way to get girls?
I hate online dating such as tinder. I full of messed up, average looking women.

I am thinking about cold approaching girls during lunch or on my way to and from work.
How many of you do this?
Thoughts?

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Oct 4, 2018

are you still majoring in accounting?

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Oct 4, 2018

No I have never been in accounting

Oct 4, 2018

Lol I see what ya did there

Monkey see. Monkey Doo [Doo].

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Oct 4, 2018

+1 SB

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Oct 4, 2018

I was just about to post a comment that this isn't my other account. Please, have a silver banana. Without question - this is the most well-deserved silver banana I have ever given another user.

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Oct 6, 2018

lmao

Oct 4, 2018

What? There are loads of gorgeous girls on Tinder/Bumble/Hinge. Just use those apps and outsource if you need to order to save time.

Oct 4, 2018

For every gorgeous women you have 100's of average ones.

Whereas in london you get models walking around during the day.

Whilst I am good looking I'm so unphotogenic lol

Oct 4, 2018
Sergioaguero:

Whilst I am good looking I'm so unphotogenic lol

Ladies and gentlemen that right there is what you call an ugly man in denial.

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Oct 4, 2018

Getting girls step 1: Make a post on WSO asking how to get girls

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Oct 4, 2018

Cold calling can work, just play it right. Go up to a random girl at lunch and say "want to come over to my place tonight for pizza and anal sex?" and if/when she says "no/fuck off/ew" or a variant just let her know "it doesn't have to be pizza, order anything you want". Job done.

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Oct 4, 2018

Cold emailing girls works better for me

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Most Helpful
Oct 4, 2018

LINKEDIN is where the HOTTEST chicks are

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Oct 4, 2018

the girls on tinder aren't that bad, just quickly swipe through all the beaters. once you got like 20 fuckable matches, it becomes a numbers game. copy and paste the same corny pick-up line, or gif, or whatever you send, to all 20, and go about your day and see what comes from it.

Oct 4, 2018

Without addressing how misguided the original post is, two bits of advice:

  1. Become the kind of person others are attracted to.
  2. Get reps in. This is as true for social events as it is for dating. If you can't be bothered to chat with others on Tinder, I can only imagine what you may blurt out to a "London model" who randomly says hello...

Remove "messed up, average looking women" from your mindset.

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Oct 5, 2018

You need to set up coffee chats with women and tell them about your end goal of breaking into high finance

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Oct 5, 2018

Dude needs to realise messed up average women got vaginas too. They're still fun to bang.

Oct 4, 2018

You just gotta send it

Cultivating mass and wealth since '95

Oct 4, 2018

Have a big pee pee

Oct 4, 2018

whats a girl

"Work ethic, work ethic" - Vince Vaughn
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Oct 5, 2018

Just go up to her, put your nuts on the table, and say, "here they are sweetie"

Oct 5, 2018

Droop your dick over your wrist and walk around asking "Hey can you read my watch?"

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Oct 5, 2018

Also interested

Oct 5, 2018

Be a Russian mob boss, have you seen the ratio of 10s to 1s?

Oct 11, 2018
Sergioaguero:

I am thinking about cold approaching girls during lunch or on my way to and from work.
How many of you do this?
Thoughts?

I've cold approached hundreds of girls. There are some things to consider.

If you get her number, its not like you have succeeded. Maybe she was weirded out in some way by the exchange (girls get edgy at times if they are alone and some random guy comes up). So if she is alone, don't go for the number (unless your chemistry is on fireeee). Maybe you think she is cute or has a nice outfit on. Compliment her, say your name casually and leave (and get hers of course). You're planting the seed. You want her to give you her number without asking for it. Maybe she will ask next time. Never push your number or pull for hers in these situations.

2 girls - more of the same. They might feel odd. Don't compliment both though. Compliment one chick, get things going, then leave.

3 girls - Very good approach situation. They will usually start cracking jokes or something if it is going well. You'll get all their names. Leave with something like 'we should hang out sometime'. Walk away. One of them might shout to get digits or something else. You have succeeded - you're in the group.

4-5 girls - harder to navigate, but doable

6+ - too many --- too yippy --- you're not going to generate interest unless you are peacocking like a mofo and all of them zone in on your style/outfit

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Oct 11, 2018

Interesting stuff.

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Oct 11, 2018

Would I be wrong for asking out the auditor where I work? Technically, auditors are an external group.

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Oct 11, 2018
iBankedUp:

Would I be wrong for asking out the auditor where I work? Technically, auditors are an external group.

If you have a formed relationship, asking for numbers or asking out is fine. The trust factor is there.

I just feel it ruins it too early for guys asking out girls. They push too hard just to get the digits with no allure behind them. Getting the digits is just the first step.

Yeah - if you know her it makes things easier.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Oct 11, 2018

PM me?

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Oct 12, 2018
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