How Can I Prove that I'm the Biggest Hardo at my Non-Target?

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Rank: Baboon | 123

I already have 3 patagucci vests (1 monogrammed, 2 vanilla) with my 1987 thinkpad coming in the mail, my JUUL is custom engraved with "SHORT VIX", and I have "Incoming Interviewer for Goldman Sachs Risk Management Division in New Jersey" on my LinkedIn Premium profile. What else can I do prove my dominance at my local college and leverage my superiority to network into a BB?