HOW DO YOU SAY NO?

So i consider myself a pretty good looking guy (9 on a scale of 1-10) and there is a girl at work who has been coming on to me for the past year. At first, it was cute, but just recently at a corporate function she has taken it up a notch. Anyways, whats the best way to say no to this girl without having to make it awkward in the office. I work at a boutique fund roughly 35 people. We are all on one floor and she works in ops/compliance and we interface with that group form time to time. This girl is cute, but just not my type and i try not to get involved with people at work for obvious reasons.

 

Tell her you're gay. It will make you un-fireable too. Win win.

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dipset1011:
So i consider myself a pretty good looking guy (9 on a scale of 1-10)

Just based on that line, I'm sure you find other guys good looking too. I second what they said; tell her your gay, you won't be lying.

 

My advice is to slay her anyway. Having standards is retarded, unless she's fat. You can only be young and single for so long.

If she's fat, use your creativity to throw diversions (and by that I mean food and treats). If that doesn't work, hit her and tell her she better not say anything. Don't tell her you are gay, because she will gossip about that, and everyone will start to look at you for what you are (and we can't have that).

 

bang her and then cry afterwards saying you feel funny and couldn't stop thinking about this guy named mr. piper chiang who's just been in your thoughts all the time. gosh u have no idea why but it just feel right because you miss him so much.

or tell her you prefer her as a friend and she has been friendzoned.

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dipset1011:
So i consider myself a pretty good looking guy (9 on a scale of 1-10) so that's why I post on WSO all day instead of getting pussy, because I'm a fag

^^Wow, don't be so hard on yourself kid.

 
MonkeyInHumanSuit:
dipset1011:
So i consider myself a pretty good looking guy (9 on a scale of 1-10) so that's why I post on WSO all day instead of getting pussy, because I'm a fag

^^Wow, don't be so hard on yourself kid.

Awesome.

 

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