How do you talk to women?

Seriously, I don't know how to do it.

I don't think I'm autistic. I can talk to guys no problem. I have a good sense of humor and don't have confidence problems. I can also do well in setting with a lot of people.

The problem happens when I'm talking with a girl one on one. I find it hard to really "connect". Most of the time the conversation goes dry and they don't seem too interested. Does anyone have any experience with this? Any advice? What do you talk about, and how do you keep things flowing?

 
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Congratulations bro, you just discovered that women are boring and dumb. Now if you want to fuck them you'll have to put yourself at their level. When they say something, don't think about it logically, don't give a well-thought response. No, you give them the dumbest shit answer you can think of that makes you want to stab yourself in the temple and they'll fucking love it as long as you say it confidently because they eat shit all day on social media and by talking dumb shit with their equally retarded friends so if you do the same they'll connect with you.

 

Just be casual - act like you don’t need them and they will be on you. Be desperate and they will flee.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

I am pretty weird person for any reasons, what helped me out was to focus on a niche of girl that I have something in common. You are going to have a smaller market but better conversation rate.

I love math, nature, gardening, fishing, animals, social work, gaming so I focused on these things. 

If you do not have any hobbie maybe you should work on that first

 

Women are dumb as fuck but they throw themselves at my 6'1 (6'2 with shoes), slickbacked hair (bateman style), D1 player in college, cowboy boots with spurs (deal sleds) wearing, flawless skin (charcoal skin mask), 17mm total comp (partner at pe mf), porsche (taycan) driving self, but I find them dull and uninteresting. I use their bodies to satisfy my desires then I discard them.

 

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