I'm on a journey and I need advise on how to become the most pretentious banker possible. I'm probably going tologo/label, even down to my flash drive and sticky notes, but I need to work that out. t I'm already developing good one-liners for all types of situations like:
When someone does something I don't like:
"That was so Piper Jaffrayish of you..."
"That was soo non-target of you..."
I will also include many American Psycho quotes in my everyday languaging.
"Cheer-up [insert last name], no shiatsu this morning?"
Other than that I would appreciate some good advice from your daily MD banker observations, they will help me greatly in my endeavor.