How rare are virgins

Analyst 1 in IB - Ind

Senior at top undergrad state business school Berkeley/Mich/UVA with BB FTO

So....odd question but how many virgins per 100 first year analysts would you say there are?

Growing up in a strict Asian family, dating was just frowned upon. As such I am a college senior who is a virgin and kissed 2 like girls ever. Dating has just never been something I've been interested in. Maybe you can guess, but I am a finance/math double major. Typical nerdy glasses Asian, but with like a 3.7 so not a super stellar kid. I'm just wondering, I can't be the only one like this in the FA class right? Something like 60% of incoming Harvard kids (yes they actually survey them) are virgins and 25% are at graduation.

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  • Analyst 3+ in IB-M&A
Nov 10, 2019

First off, having a 3.7 with a finance/math double major is pretty damn impressive way more because of the math major part.

Second, yes, there will definitely be some virgins in the first year analyst class. Think like 10-15% because you have to consider that most people just don't have sex anymore/care about it/are not able to get laid/were focusing too much on getting this IB job.

Third, how does it matter? Get on some dating sites and make it happen. Or just stop random girls on the street and in a polite way, ask if you can take them on a date. Most likely, you will get something to work.

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Funniest
Nov 10, 2019

stop random girls on the street and ask them politely if you can POUND THEM IN THE ASS

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Nov 10, 2019

"you miss 100% of POUNDINGS IN THE ASS that you don't take"
-- Osama Bin Laden

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Nov 11, 2019

I'd probably put it close to 25% tbh.

  • Prospect in IB - Gen
Nov 10, 2019

First of all, saying how many kids out of one hundred instead of just asking for a percent is the most math major thing ever. Second, I am in the exact same position as you: senior with FTO and virgin. When I did my internship this summer, I went out with about ten other guys one night for drinks. Three others were virgins, two had never even kissed or held hands with a girl (people get very revealing when drunk. So you aren't alone. Of course, all the full time analysts and associates tell me that there's no time to meet someone new and have any meaningful relationship in your analyst years, so anything you did would be very casual.

  • Associate 1 in IB-M&A
Nov 10, 2019

Well yeah if you went out with a bunch of Arabs / Muslims chances that all of us are virgins are quite high lol

  • Prospect in IB - Gen
Nov 10, 2019

Lol no all white/east asian.

Nov 10, 2019

So what's your plan then? A female isn't going to magically fall in your lap and no amount of money/prestige will help you if you have no confidence in yourself.

Also honestly no one gives a fuck/will know if you're a virgin or not at your job. I wouldn't publicize it because people may poke fun at you depending on your group/analyst class dynamics. Just don't be socially awkward and get along with your office and you'll be fine (at least work-wise).

Nov 10, 2019

Take some decent pictures where you don't look like a serial killer and register on all the dating apps. Problem solved. In lieu of a cheque, you can mail me 16 large pepperoni pizzas.

Nov 10, 2019

some serial killers turn girls on though, like ted bundy

Nov 10, 2019

I wouldn't do all the dating apps - Bumble and Tinder and you should be gucci

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Nov 11, 2019

SB for using the word Gucci

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Controversial
Nov 10, 2019

imagine leaving highschool a virgin

edit: if u monkey shit u left highschool a virgin

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Nov 10, 2019
Analyst 1 in IB - Ind:

Senior at top undergrad state business school Berkeley/Mich/UVA with BB FTO

So....odd question but how many virgins per 100 first year analysts would you say there are?

Growing up in a strict Asian family, dating was just frowned upon. As such I am a college senior who is a virgin and kissed 2 like girls ever. Dating has just never been something I've been interested in. Maybe you can guess, but I am a finance/math double major. Typical nerdy glasses Asian, but with like a 3.7 so not a super stellar kid. I'm just wondering, I can't be the only one like this in the FA class right? Something like 60% of incoming Harvard kids (yes they actually survey them) are virgins and 25% are at graduation.

You actually believe stats on sex? Who would be honest with a random survey about their active sex (or lack thereof) life.

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  • Prospect in IB - Gen
Nov 10, 2019

Why would people lie on a random survey and say they've never had sex

Nov 11, 2019
Prospect in IB - Gen:

Why would people lie on a random survey and say they've never had sex

Women lie about being innocent. Men lie about being experienced. Hence, it's skewed to the brink.

Array

Nov 10, 2019

the majority of japan

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/

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Nov 10, 2019

25% of adults under 40 are virgins but that's not the majority uwu

Nov 11, 2019
Lloyd BIankfein:

25% of adults under 40 are virgins but that's not the majority uwu

I heard 40% straight from the horse's mouth when we were there a couple months back and I gotta assume massive under-reporting. Check out the Japan episode of Christiane Amanpour: Sex & Love Around the World on Netflix if you wanna learn more. It's really fascinating. The Berlin episode is interesting too. Total opposite of Japan.

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/

Nov 10, 2019

Advice about dating apps is not good. Don't use them you have no chance. Its skewed heavily towards women. They can be as selective as they want. Want to bang a 2? Go ahead I guess.

Decrease dorkiness by getting strong and gaining muscle 3x a week @45 minutes per session

Increase you sociability and inner confidence by doing a combat sport or sport in general. Boxing, BJJ, Muay Thai. Your a nerd so probably bjj like me. Be sure to lift weights though as someone like me will smash through a noodle wristed butt scooter. = 1 and a half hours per week to 3 hours per week just depends.

Get laid through your social circle (mutual friends) OR go to bars 2x a week and TALK TO WOMEN WOW SHOCKER. After a year your be looking and feeling 100x better you'll stop posting stupid shit like this on the internet. Get at it

OH YEAH and before some dork comments "THhaTS Not WhAt he AskeD!" and Monkey shits me... You stated it yourself "25% of people in Harvard come out virgins" Weird way of saying 75% of Harvard is gettin laid.

You got this dude.

"The only thing I know is that I know nothing, and i am no quite sure that i know that." Socrates

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Nov 10, 2019

College senior and a virgin? Start lifting if you don't already, talk to girls at bars, download Tinder, get yourself a girl and POUND THEM IN THE ASS.

  • Associate 2 in CorpDev
Nov 10, 2019

"... kissed 2 like girls". So are those girls or just people who look like girls but could be guys?

Nov 10, 2019

We were taking about this on another thread, but there is a SEX DUNGEON in the Bay Area full of Berkeley virgins trying to get laid by the young elite millionaires of San Francisco. I saw Elon Musk, Jamie Diamond, and Tim Geithner all in there.

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Nov 10, 2019

I saw MASAYOSHI SON getting POUNDED by ADAM NEUMANN there

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Most Helpful
Nov 10, 2019

Take some decent (not selfie, definetly not mirror selfie) photos. Get Tinder, match, ask to get dinner -> fuck. It's just that easy as long as you're not +2 standard deviations ugly or morbidly obese. That being said, being a virgin as you are now is not that rare, nor should it be something to feel bad about.

Array

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Nov 11, 2019

Doesn't that only work if his name is @Isaiah_53_5 tho?

Omnia facit Voluntas - Will alone succeeds

  • Associate 2 in CorpDev
Nov 11, 2019

People keep talking about his physique , what's his instagram handle? I'll verify

Nov 10, 2019

Man if you make it to IB you'll be able to fix this issue with a weekly outcall visit that will be easily financed by the salary you'll be taking home. 10 years in you'll be that big dick swinging MD who always takes home the virgin interns.

But really tho, who cares just enjoy your life and bust some nuts

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Nov 10, 2019

They are not rare on this site

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Nov 11, 2019

Just take a chance bro, you already did it with college and work, so why not with girls? But like in college and work, you gotta be smart about it, since lovely Fortuna favours not only the bold but also the prepared. Consider singles night or blind dates at your local bar: Yes, mostly 28+yo there looking to seal the deal but you might find a nice girl there if you are open and ask good questions. That's how I got my first GF in university, so I'm a bit biased here tho.
And as always, the more you stress, the less success.

Omnia facit Voluntas - Will alone succeeds

  • Associate 2 in CorpDev
Nov 11, 2019

Always been curious - how do virgins think about girls or interpret them mentally? Do you see them as some weird alien creatures or just people you get boners around? Fascinating perspective I imagine

Nov 11, 2019

As a former virgin I believe I am qualified ot elaborate on that question. A-hem!
Now for the male virgin, girls are pretty often divided into two categories: Angels and cows. A cow is a girl that does not occupy a place of romance in your heart. Case in point: My childhood friend, a tomboy who later came out of the closet. Alternatives are also your annoying sister, that smelly otaku girl in class and most other girls. Now angels, those are basically real girls but with an additional fictional layer of romance on them, because you position those real girls in the "romance place" in your mind. That makes them, yes, aliens, to a certain degree, worthy of the highest devotion and far too pure to have dirty thoughts about. Case in point: My most wonderful English teacher who I absolutely adored - the woman behind my pink-tinted lenses was just a pretty and kind lady.
Psychologically, this sort of unconscious categorizing is absolutely fascinating, but now, from a mature and experienced persepctive, you of course want to thow yourself from the nearest bridge for being such a weird little sperg...

Anyways, yes, it is fascinating indeed.

Omnia facit Voluntas - Will alone succeeds

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  • Associate 2 in CorpDev
Nov 11, 2019

Fascinating.. and from a playa's perspective, girls are all the same.. lol no matter how hot / angel-like they are, you see the way they look at you and know they're down for it..

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Nov 11, 2019
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Nov 11, 2019