How the fuck did Steve get into Goldman Sachs?!?!?!?
What school did he come from? Does Harvard now have a major in wood cutting? Does Princeton now have a major in modern day how to put shit on a shelf degree???
Sure, Goldman Sachs is a premier investment bank with a market cap of over $75 billion and employs some of the smartest people on Wall Street — but Goldman understands The Folks. Especially blue collar folks. Just ask “Steve.”
Source: Goldman Sachs“Steve” is a blue collar guy — literally. He wears a chambray work shirt with his name stitched above the pocket. And he has a goatee.
“Steve” also graces the front page of Goldman Sachs’s website.
Sadly, an internet search revealed no SEC filings for Goldman Sachs associated with the name “Steve.” When asked about "Steve's" relationship to the firm — Is he a Goldman Sachs employee or a client? — a Goldman executive familiar with the website had no comment.
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every-day-profit-for-a-quarter is more the result of banking holding company status (even though GS doesn't fit the definition and is in the end a crooked government payday) then sophisticated trading software.
anycase, the PR on their homepage is sickening! There are spin-doctors and then there is GS marketing. But never underestimate the naivety of joe public.
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this is hilarious... I"m going to wear a short sleeve button down with my name on it to work on monday
He's probably one of the small business owners they helped with their initiative last year. It's not that hard to get around that mind-bender.
qualitative
i can't wait for their TV ads - hopefully we'll see some of Joe the Plumber at GS
Are you familiar with affirmative action?
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