Hey guys, just thought I would drop some advice here. This website has been a big help for me recently so I thought I would give back.
The topic I'd like to discuss is one of great importance. Have you ever been in the bathroom at work, and your boss comes in? He sets up on the urinal right beside you. At this moment, you have entered into a biological battle with your boss. How amazing would it be, if you were still pissing, but your boss has finished and has washed his hands? Imagine you had this power. This is how you climb the corporate ladder.
Your boss walking back to his cubicle, thinking, "That's what a real man looks like, he's better than me".
Ok, now how do you do this? How do you train for this? We have to limit our flow somehow in order for us to last longer. We do this through the flexation of our muscles. More specifically, our inner thigh muscles.
Step 1: Adductor Machine
Adductor muscles are stabilization muscles. And there's nothing more impressive than a solid, consistent stream of urine. Your inner thighs play a crucial role in whole process. They help you have a strong grip to the floor - they reduce your swaying. Swaying can lead to reduced consistency in your stream. This machine is what you need. It is step 1. Do not go to step 2 until you have this mastered.
Ste 2: Hip Thrusts
Hip thrusts close the deal. They allow you to flex the muscles surrounding your hips with maximum force. These are vital to the next step.
Step 3: Stance
This is the stance we want to perfect during our battle in the washroom. Apply this stance, and begin to flex your hip area. Flex your upper quads while flexing your hip.
Congratulations. You are now in possession of a stream that is slowed down. All that flexing you've done has slowed the stream inside of your body.
Whenever someone gets next to me in the bathroom, I aim for the center of the water in the urinal and push as hard as I can to ensure my stream is strong and audible. This is one of the most important things you can do in business.
One coworker now uses a stall to piss when he sees me in the bathroom because he's intimidated by my alphaness.
Pretty standard, yeah.
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it's all about that BDE
Stunt on those beta cucks with that heavy stream
hoo-rah buddy
What the fuck?
orrrr you just drink more water
I guarantee you if I drink 5L of water, imma be pissing longer than you squirting out your venti latte with all the hip thrust practice.
Yeah sure. But then you have to piss every 10 minutes. My method allows you to utilize muscles to better control your stream.
Your 'method'?
rofl
ok
but, I don't have to piss every 10 min... I usually just piss about a liter at a time.
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