How To Get An Offer At Goldman Sachs

I actually posted this video in another thread but he deleted the YouTube video when it got like 15000 views. Thankfully someone from WSO saved the video and commented on a thread that I was on a few months ago. I spent 10 minutes looking for it last night and found it.

[redacted by mod - don't be an asshole @BillBelichick37]

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May 15, 2017

The most painful part of that is his tie knot

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May 16, 2017

I guess he rented his suit and tie just to make this Youtube Video

May 16, 2017

He's rocking the McDonald's manager tie

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May 16, 2017

I can't look away from how atrocious it is.

May 16, 2017

men's wearhouse custom

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May 15, 2017

being Jewish gets you halfway in.

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May 15, 2017

Just the tip?

May 15, 2017

Nah the tip got a snip.

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May 15, 2017

Cool it with the anti-semantic remarks, McDermott.

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May 16, 2017

The voice of reason...the boy next door.

May 17, 2017

Speaking of reasonable, only $570.

May 15, 2017

lol this is hard to watch

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May 16, 2017

Why did you just take down the video after you front-paged the thread? lol

May 15, 2017

The dead, soulless stare, the monotone voice, the thorough knowledge of the infinite value he can add if hired.. This kid looks like a real joy to work with

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May 15, 2017

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May 16, 2017

NYU Stern handbook

May 16, 2017

Anyways to sum it up is that I actually posted this video in another thread but [redacted by mod] deleted the YouTube video when it got like 15000 views. Thankfully someone from WSO saved the video and commented on a thread that I was on a few months ago. I spent 10 minutes looking for it last night and found it.

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May 15, 2017

"My Character" I lost it... haha

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May 15, 2017

This kid is going to be a gym teacher

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May 16, 2017

Haha

May 16, 2017

And he's now a big 4 Auditor.

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May 16, 2017

KPMG plz

May 16, 2017

Incoming janitor at the Goldman Sachs.

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May 15, 2017

Incoming Custodial Analyst at KKR

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May 17, 2017

So did he get an offer or not ?

May 16, 2017

He's going to Marcus by Goldman Sachs

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May 16, 2017

How do you know?
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GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."

May 16, 2017

What the fuck is that haircut he has? hahaha

May 16, 2017

Surely, @FratLord has a comment on his frat?

'I'm jacked... JACKED TO THE TITS!!'

May 16, 2017

Why are we being mean to this random kid?

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May 16, 2017

^this

May 16, 2017

"i won't get lost in the shuffle"

Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

May 16, 2017

gr8 example thanks for the advice m8

May 15, 2017

His LinkedIn profile is easily locatable on google, btw. I'm interested in checking in a few times to see if he actually makes it

May 16, 2017

This guy got the job and has already been promoted to associate....

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May 16, 2017

@BillBelichick37 , you'll never get tired of him, will you? :P

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."

May 16, 2017

Nope. It's like how @FratLord trolls @Attack_Chihuahua

May 16, 2017

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May 16, 2017

Chill dude. We let people screw their reputation themselves. We don't play a role - no responsibilities.

WSO is a conduit, not a qatalyst.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."

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May 16, 2017

the kids tie knot is atrocious, surprising GS was okay with that

May 15, 2017

They weren't, this kid does not work for Goldman. He should apply for an SA position at a psych ward though.

May 16, 2017

Why is it always goldman that these videos are about?

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May 15, 2017

The idea of prestige.

May 16, 2017

This kid just wants to impact lives

May 15, 2017

People on here are insecure as fuck.
If you didn't have the Y chromosome you'd all be on the real housewives, or the hills.

live and let live. moving on.

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May 16, 2017

You guys are cruel. Give this kid a break, he did nothing to you personally.

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May 16, 2017

Electric LinkedIn photo

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May 16, 2017

I died a little bit on the inside....

May 16, 2017

I was kind of hoping it was going to be this,
Goldman Sachs

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'I'm jacked... JACKED TO THE TITS!!'

May 17, 2017

this hurts my soul

May 17, 2017
my name is goldstein:

So WSO, as you can tell I'm a smart person. I couldn't secure any internships

I'm done lmfao

Don't say this in a banking interview:

Which superhero would you be and why? I want to be like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor - me.

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May 17, 2017

he is one of those guys who think that they are changing the world by working as an investment banker

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May 17, 2017

How does one think it's a good idea to talk about making partner by 30 and 7-8 figure bonuses during an interview? 8 figure bonus? So off the bat he's gunning for Lloyd's job, nice. Common sense isn't common this schmuck deserves to be roasted.

May 17, 2017

Yeah it looks funny but you can't really blame him besides some of the stupid things he says. I had to do pre-recorded video interviews myself for the summer and it was always awkward as fuck talking to a webcam and seeing yourself. I hated it. You have to focus looking at the webcam, even though you see yourself on the screen. It's hard to smile at yourself while speaking to yourself. You will try hard speaking not monoton, but again it's not that easy talking to a webcam. It's always easy to laugh at others but try it out yourself and you will be surprised how stupid you will look and how hard it actually is. I had to practice for many hours over weeks to come across naturally like you would in a normal conversation and being "enthusiastic" talking to a fucking webcam. It's a lot of pressure because everything you say will be saved/recorded and you can't go back once you made a stupid mistake. You are always afraid to look like a fool because you know the whole office will laugh at the video if something embarrassing happens and send it to their friends etc. That's why it's hard to be relaxed during such self recorded video interviews where you have one single shot. I mean look at this guy. All he wanted was an internship at a bank and now 30+ years old guys make fun of him on a forum. Some of his answers might be stupid but at least he tried. How about you guys uploading a similar video and showing us how it really works? Anyone?

Don't say this in a banking interview:

Which superhero would you be and why? I want to be like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor - me.

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May 17, 2017

Might as well go into Fall rush wearing crocs and a fucking ultimate frisbee in the hand. Geed.

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May 17, 2017

^ Poor mans @FratLord

May 17, 2017

^Still a geed.

May 17, 2017
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