How To Get Out And Not Get Covid (Secret)

Yesterday, CNN and MSNBC revealed that there was no evidence that coronavirus spread because of protests. Therefore, the way you can go out is and not get covid is to protest.

You will not get the virus by going outside and screaming "fuck 12" with 5,000 other people. Cuomo on CNN also revealed that tearing down and defacing statues can create covid-19 antibodies without even getting the virus.

Source- https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/24/us/coronavirus-cas…

 

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