Any nose pickers out there? So I was in the office and I thought no was around so I started picking my nose (it's a habit) and the associate comes over and sees me. He didn't say anything but he totally saw me. I know because I tested him by trying to shake his hand, he kind of looked at me weird and pretended he didnt see my hand. I really like to get deep in there, but don't want to be known as the guy who picks is nose. Help me.
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Ew lol.
lol this is obviously ur post
A1 shitpost. Got me at "I really like to get deep in there"
Man, your situational awareness....
You know he noticed it most likely, and you go for a handshake? What's wrong with you
With covid on top...
Is this sad trolling?
I wish it was a troll. It was retarded to go for the handshake, but I wanted to test him.
...use a tissue and do it in your office or something. Jesus, dude.
You can't get a good feel with tissues, can't know what you're picking at.
Put wasabi on your finger tips. Problem solved.
Of course you may pass out in pain and will probably cry like a bitch.
Gonna try this. My mom used to rub my eyes with peppers every time she caught me watching porn.
You should read “A Child Called “It””. Probably would make you nostalgic and remind you of your childhood.
What do you mean every time? How stupid were you that you got caught multiple times?
Everybody picks their own nose bruh.
There's 2 types of people:
1. People who pick their own nose
2. Liars.
Just make sure to do it in the comfort of your own home, you freak.
corona took care of my nail biting problem
but im not used to clipping my nails
so i keep cutting myself with my now-long nails
good thing my wife doesn't let me touch her pussy
What type of wife won’t let you touch her pussy?
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