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Let’s wait a while for the rest to come, then we make haste for Mordor

 

Develop a napoleon complex. I respect extra short guys as an extra tall guy cuz they usually compensate by being extra confident or extra competent at something.

"Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry."
 

Get some 3-4 inch lifts. Won't be tall but at least not a midget

 

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