WSO Elite Modeling Package

  • 6 courses to mastery: Excel, Financial Statement, LBO, M&A, Valuation and DCF
  • Elite instructors from top BB investment banks and private equity megafunds
  • Includes Company DB + Video Library Access (1 year)

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May 28, 2017 - 12:04pm

Start a business or get connections. Hard to get qualifications to get a good job without having money to pay for them, unless you're the top 3% skill or attitude wise and can get substantial scholarships.

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May 28, 2017 - 5:09pm

Take a left at the end of the road, then 3rd exit at the roundabout. After reaching a T-junction in about 85 yards, go right, park by the large Oak Tree (the one with the crooked branch). Finally, honk your horn 3 times, a guy should come up to your window and ask for the password. Reply "Cash rules everything around me CREAM!!", then he will give you a suitcase.

The contents inside the suitcase you might ask... A large mirror.

Moral of the story: No one can help you succeed except you.

Absolute truths don't exist... celebrated opinions do.
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300+ video lessons across 6 modeling courses taught by elite practitioners at the top investment banks and private equity funds -- Excel Modeling -- Financial Statement Modeling -- M&A Modeling -- LBO Modeling -- DCF and Valuation Modeling -- ALL INCLUDED + 2 Huge Bonuses.

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May 28, 2017 - 11:29pm

Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.

Jul 31, 2017 - 2:08pm

Hey guys, its themonkeyking

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Aug 5, 2017 - 12:16pm

No one cares about your posts either. Not even yo' mama.

GoldenCinderblock: "I keep spending all my money on exotic fish so my armor sucks. Is it possible to romance multiple females? I got with the blue chick so far but I am also interested in the electronic chick and the face mask chick."
Jul 31, 2017 - 3:06pm

Go on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." Yoir answers will derive from ur life experience. Your brother may have sex with ur future GF BUT she will come back

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Jul 31, 2017 - 3:45pm

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Jul 31, 2017 - 4:00pm

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