I farted and my coworker smelled it

I was working right next to her and I just had to rip one. I thought it was going to come out silently but boy was I wrong. It came out loud asf. She started laughing at first but when the smell kicked in she put her hand over her mouth . Disgusted. I honestly didn't know what to say so I just went with it. I told her if she needs me to dish out more I can do so. She said she was down. What does this mean?

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Nov 25, 2020 - 10:41am

Honestly have no response to this. But you made me bust out laughing at "I could dish out more"

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Nov 25, 2020 - 8:02pm

Wish I could double SB, ROTF

"Full speed ahead, damn the torpedoes." -U.S. Navy General Farragut
 
Dec 1, 2020 - 12:54am

Covfefe4closers

Pull a Cantor Fitzgerald and shit in her mug

lmaoooo almost forgot about that clusterfuck

"In order to be a really good investor, you need to be a little bit of a philosopher as well." -Dan Loeb

 

 
Nov 27, 2020 - 1:21pm

I would argue they passed with flying colors as ripping ass in an airport would actually be a solid conversation starter. OP should try again at the next social or perhaps in the elevator with his MD

 
  • Intern in IB - Ind
Nov 25, 2020 - 11:18pm

There's an imbalance, she has to get you back. I don't make the rules. OP she's gonna crop dust you when you least suspect it.

 
Nov 26, 2020 - 7:14am

Lmao, the level of IBS which is going to reign through when you're exposed to 18-20 hours of immobility is just a forewarning. If you had a bad fart, I feel for you but it's just something which is going to happen 

 
  • Analyst 2 in IB - Restr
Nov 27, 2020 - 8:13pm

Sex deprived associates and vps only hire baddies (maybe an exaggeration). You're right tho, I've worked at three banks and never seen worse than a 4

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