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Sep 28, 2019

Congrats have a banana

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Sep 28, 2019

Congrats, can we get details on how you did this?

Sep 28, 2019

Just dropshipping junk online to idiots.

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Oct 1, 2019

Elaborate?

Oct 1, 2019

Can you please explain dropshipping? I've always wanted to know how to do this.

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Sep 28, 2019

did the price of handjobs rise again? Congrats then. I'd send you a banana, but I'd imagine you've already had a handful today.

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Oct 2, 2019

Your mom supplies them to me for free. In fact she lets me go up the butt

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Oct 2, 2019

So this response confirms this is the only money you have ever made.

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Oct 7, 2019

lol

Oct 1, 2019

Awesome. Are you going to cash it in and live off the interest; like a boss!?

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Oct 1, 2019

I made -$7800 off of COCAINE and HOOKERS today but life goes on

Oct 2, 2019

Moving size ?

Oct 2, 2019

what was the split?

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Oct 3, 2019

If @Lloyd BIankfein" if a serious mover, makes crack cocaine. Much more addictive and much better markup. Think 70% profit margin accounting for COGS and lost product. Hookers have an interesting model, but it depends if he is the GP or LP in this scenario. I would imagine he's the GP (General Pimp, if you will) and he's actually the one managing their service allocations. If he is smart, he rolls that crack cocaine money into a motel. Get in at a good basis and have a good cap rate, also doubling as the place to offer Additional Income for his Pimping LLC. The typical model is like a Country Club deal- he takes a 1% asset management fee (previous IB experience is helpful when analyzing the value of each hooker) then an 8% pref, followed by a 50/50 promote structure. Overall, should be a solid business model. Beats dropshipping.

"The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary." - Nassim Taleb

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Oct 8, 2019

Today I found out that the Mustang Ranch tried to go public in the 1980s, and was going to be an oversubscribed IPO. True story.

Oct 3, 2019

gross or net

what do you drop ship?

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Oct 3, 2019
AndyLouis:

what do you drop ship?

There are some things you never ask another man!

I was wondering myself, but assumed he is not looking to create competition.

Oct 6, 2019

Exactly - it probably wouldn't make a diff if I told but rather not risk.

Also that is net profit, before tax though.

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Oct 4, 2019

Congratulations on the sex.

Oct 7, 2019
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