I pity Mis Ind

and yes I've changed my name again for the 3rd time, this way I have some anonymity

Mis Ind seems to be one of the few active participants who has been identified as a "probable hot" chick.

But she also mentioned that she is engaged, with a home loving fiance. So before anyone PM her, think ethically.

yeah, but I think people flirt even knowing that someone is taken...they view it as a challenge.

On a side note, does anyone know how many PMs does the PM box hold?

Who wants to bet that Dan will send Mis Ind multiple body shots of himself simply to prove that he is not "flabby".

I tell you though.. those steroids he is taking are certainly taking their toll. Mood swings, unable to perform sexually, loss of confidence.

Dan: Is it really worth it?

its straight. i dont care. i am secure with myself. when you stare into a pc screen for 14hrs/day you get... i dont know. i dont have a word for it. you... I was going to say dont act normal, but thats not the case. you look for others that share your experience and you try to talk with them. i will never meet mis ind, i dont care what any of you think. so who cares, ill say whats on my mind.

also, you know you guys are curious. you know that when i ask "stupid" or unmanly questions you guys look for the answers. the pathetic thing is you guys arent IB. youre in college. you should have mad female confidants. when you actually break into banking you will see how it is. sure i could call some friends. but do i want to right now. no, because 1. at work your mood turn shitty after youve been in the pen for 12hrs. 2. they will start going on about how their wives' are. 3. from this i will get depressed. 4. ill prolly get roid rage and ring some necks in word processing

so fuck off

dude, how do you have time to post so damn much? you're averaging around 7 posts an hour..

b/c during the day i am bullshitting with collegues and this message board until my assoc drops shit in my lap. and at night i am waiting for the copy center to finish this shit so i can put this damn fucking book together. so tommorow i can get ripped for some spelling errors that i didnt make. then they will get changed. then the vp will tell me to "wrap my arms around the page coloring." so ill wrap my arms around it, then ill get told that the color is too "in ur face." so ill change it back to what it orignally was. then ill be told "perfect." But the smart analyst like me doesnt follow these directions. he knows what needs to be done and what is bullshit. so, since many sites are blocked, i will fuck around on this board until real work comes my way.

no it is, it takes a real disfunction fuck to post that much on some bullshit message board. IB produces some disfunctional fucks. tust me.

its all about multi-tasking

I'm on it way more than I should be, also. It's all about windowskey+M

i do windows + M

same diff

or control tab

i think i may have outed myself as an excel geek. i must admit, i do love my shortcut

not that i'm saying control tab is an amazing new move...

Windows + M can look suspicious, sometimes alt-tab is more subtle.

ooops i did mean alt and not tab

darnation...

Sometimes when I'm bored at work, I sit around finding new shortcuts with the windows key and alt.

Windows + L = lock your computer

F4 in explorer = drop down url box

or Windows + D

game theory: i'm glad i'm not the only one :-)

F5 = refresh (that's easy) but shift + F5 clears the cache in case explorer gives you an old version of the page.

i hate the idea of having to do info sessions, but meeting loads of people who all want my job does massage the ego

Window-E, launch windows explorer. vewwy vewwy useful.

Flirting with the engaged? Less useful.

I like mis Ind because she's a lot more honest and mature than most of you fooks on here, but it's the sort like "I bet she'd be fun to have lunch with, or have at a party". There are times I think some of you need to get over it and hire a professional.

Hey, I like to flirt. Being engaged doesn't mean one is dead.

However, I agree. I think some of you rich kids should go hire a professional. Check www.postmoderncourtesan.com. She used to be a banker, and she's only like 5-10k per visit.

amen mis ind. i might not be engaged, but have been happily "dating" the same guy for two years....but i still flirt. its a natural thing

i dont need to hire a professional. i have a professional affixed to my left shoulder blade.

just kidding.

my right shoulder blade :)

aspiringmonkey - if you do want to get into IB then you need to sort it out. i read half that post and tuned out. not being mean/ trying to challenge you to a duel, but seriously....

im too vulgar for mis ind. im back on her shit list

i know, I didn't really put in the effort into that post...those 20,000 posts I talked about, are to blame, because its hard to keep a conversation since by the time you reply to person a, there are 20 other replies, so that develops the need for urgency to get the reply out as fast as possible.

no shes what you call a girl having a conversation

Dan, you are what we call a "virgin." So you should try not to produce what I call a "retort" to my posts.

well he did say he nailed that other analyst

why do you keep talking to me, leave me alone.

ive nailed two analysts. and i have respect for women. so i will say i have made love to two other analysts.

Dan, this is hilarious. I'll just point out that you're the one asking the most basic basic shit about girls/dating - on a finance messageboard of all places.

wow...leave a message board for two seconds and all hell breaks loose!!

Zala: I potentially am a tease...most girls are, that doesn't make me a bad person! Most social people are natural flirts...if that person is attached then they're a tease.

ive explained this numerous times. if you lack the most fundamentla reading comprehension skills i am truly sorry -B.

see, lvingdream, a women is always needed to hold the glue toghether

zala is stalking you

doesn't mean we're happy in our relationships...just that we're in them

ur not happy in ur relationship

so you pretty much stay in the relationship for the sake of being in the relationship?

what is PM

wow...do i have some relationship experts here??

PM might be private wealth management

i was thinking personal massage. because you know, accoridong to everybody else on this board i: 1. Roid Rage 2. sexually disfunctional 3. sex addict 4. ms ind lover

its called a typo, yes i no how to spell together

aspmonk: so you've never stayed in a relationship because its easier than ending it? i don't hate him, he's not been a dick, the sex is ok, he makes me laugh, we've got some mutual friends....

excuse me if i type fast. flashbang, i notice you are very critical of everybody on this board, but at the same time you contribute nothing. how bout u, um, lets say, fuck off.

OK Dan, you are right. I will stop after this one. Probably.

Dan Bush:

its called a typo, yes i no how to spell together

earlier..

livingthedream:

any trader i know (dan - note the use of K and W there)

i like to type fast. on this message board why write know when u can just go -no

i'm not without fault..i know I spelt seriously wrong in a different post...as long as you don't mix up your and you're and their and there then i don't hate you

would you hate me if i mixed those up

ur rt y typ wrds wn u cn typ ltrs

although I'll admit, giving up a guaranteed source of punnani as an Ibanker is probably tough, because you have no free time to go out and meet new people.

aspmonk: because as a female IBer i don't haeve that luxury.

a) i work shitty hours compared to the rest of the world b) i don't really want to date another IBer c) most guys can't handle my job d) especially b/c i earn way more than them..

help me out...!!

yeah thats why I made my second post :)

but if you are asking for help in getting a guy...are you looking for a random hookup? or a relationship? Because there are different options you can try depending on which you want.

errr...whatever gave you the impression that i'm terrified of being alone?? That's BS.

the "help me out" comment was tongue in cheek!

I get hit on all the time, I could hook up most nights, I choose not to. There's nothing wrong with the boyfriend as such...there's just no ...spark. And I don't want to drown the puppies right now