I would pay you to hire me

I desperately want experience in, preferably a front office role, in an investment bank or a prop shop/hedge fund. I would like the employer to take me on for 12 months on an unpaid basis in exchange for a donation of 20-25 k sterling.

I am using my gap years and part time works savings to fund this. I am extremely hard working, have good grades, at a good university, and have several months financial experience under my belt.

Note: I will be graduating in 2011 and can only work from July 2011 onwards.

Please PM me or reply to this thread if interested.

 

why would you pay someone to hire you, not only does that sound pathetic and desperate. it makes you sound like a tool, and will make people think there's something wrong with you.

fucking awful idea

Control your own destiny, or someone else will.
 

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